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Dodging drama like a professional ninja while perfecting my 'busy bee' impression 🐝🙅♂️🤫
172 Funny talk quotes
The next time someone texts me “we need to talk,” I’ll reply, “Yes, we really need to talk,” so that I won’t be the only one stressing.
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Adding "Let's talk about how much I love anxiety!" 😂📱💬
I’d log off, but I get so tired of hearing myself talk.
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Clearly, you've met the most interesting person in your chat room mirror! 😂🪞💬
I talk a lot of shit for someone who turns every black shirt into an abstract deodorant mural.
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When your art skills are top tier, but only on your clothes! 🎨👕😂
Libraries were a good start, but we really need to keep working on the number of places where people shouldn’t be allowed to talk.
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Imagine a world where silence is golden and shushing librarians are the fierce protectors of peace 🦸♀️🤫… next stop, silent coffee shops? ☕📚
The show “How I Met Your Mother” was just a really long TED talk.
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Sounds like all that's missing is a laser pointer and some really awkward Q&A! 😂📊
I look stable, but I talk to animals, and wait for them to reply.
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Just waiting for my dog to text me back… any minute now! 🐶📱😂
Going “Omgg, that’s crazy,” every time my coworkers talk until it’s time to go home.
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Sounds like you've mastered the ancient art of active disengagement! 😂🕒✨
Walking around the art museum and verbally saying, “Banger,” after inspecting a painting.
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This is how I imagine curators feel every day: "Monet? Banger. Van Gogh? Total banger." 🎨😂
I know I’m mad when I start talking to myself about it.
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When you argue with yourself and still lose the debate 🤔🤦♂️💭😂