12 Funny ten quotes

Welcome to your 40’s: it’s ten years of people saying "wait until you’re 50".

Welcome to your 40’s: it’s ten years of people saying “wait until you’re 50”.

Funny Quotes Feb 18, 2025

If you bought 1 Bitcoin ten years ago, it would now be worth 1 Bitcoin. Let that sink in.

If you bought 1 Bitcoin ten years ago, it would now be worth 1 Bitcoin. Let that sink in.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

It’s like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a Like.

It’s like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a Like.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

In my 20s: Jingle all the way. In my 40s: Jingle til around ten.

In my 20s: Jingle all the way. In my 40s: Jingle til around ten.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

When you get angry, take a breath and count to ten. Throw a punch at eight. Nobody expects that.

When you get angry, take a breath and count to ten. Throw a punch at eight. Nobody expects that.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

My opinion of the American education system is largely based on how many nuggets I get when I order a ten piece.

My opinion of the American education system is largely based on how many nuggets I get when I order a ten piece.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

After ten true crime podcasts you start to think you could probably solve a murder. After a hundred you start to think you could probably get away with one.

After ten true crime podcasts you start to think you could probably solve a murder. After a hundred you start to think you could probably get away with one.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

Just read the Ten Commandments for the first time and you can’t do shit with your neighbor.

Just read the Ten Commandments for the first time and you can’t do shit with your neighbor.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

It’s like ten thousand views when all you need is a like.

It’s like ten thousand views when all you need is a like.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Eleven out of ten people are stupid.

Eleven out of ten people are stupid.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025