13 Funny ten quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: We all have that one coworker whose sole purpose is to reduce our life expectancy by ten years.

  Commentary:
  😂 Guess I know who to avoid at all costs! Wouldn't want my future self mad at me! 🕰️🚫🙈

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Welcome to your 40’s: it’s ten years of people saying “wait until you’re 50”.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the fabulous 40s – where you finally feel like you've got it all together, only to have your friends and family gleefully remind you that the fun is just getting started! 🎉😅 Just keep on thriving and ignore the naysayers, because we all know age is just a number! 😉🎂 #LifeBeginsAt40 #AgeIsJustANumber

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you bought 1 Bitcoin ten years ago, it would now be worth 1 Bitcoin. Let that sink in.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the beauty of hindsight! 💰💸 Buying 1 Bitcoin ten years ago sure feels like a missed opportunity… or does it? 🤔 Remember, in the world of crypto, even staying the same can be a win! 🚀😂 #HODLgang

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  5 months ago

  Share →: It’s like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a Like.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the perfect mix of irony and social media struggles! 🥄👍 Now if only those spoons could bring in those precious likes! 😅 #MillennialProblems"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: In my 20s: Jingle all the way. In my 40s: Jingle til around ten.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the evolution of festive spirit as we age 🎅🏼🎄 From jingling all the way to jingling until 10pm – who knew bedtime would become the highlight of the holidays? 😂 #ChristmasSeasonInMy40s"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: When you get angry, take a breath and count to ten. Throw a punch at eight. Nobody expects that.

  Commentary:
  "Remember, folks: anger management is all about timing!🤛😤 Just when they think you're all zen at ten, BAM – surprise punch at eight! Keep 'em on their toes!😜💥"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My opinion of the American education system is largely based on how many nuggets I get when I order a ten piece.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the age-old metric of educational success: nuggets per order! 🍗🎓 Perhaps we should start grading schools based on their crispy chicken output. Who needs standardized testing when you've got a box of nuggets to gauge academic excellence? 😂 #NuggetWisdom"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: After ten true crime podcasts you start to think you could probably solve a murder. After a hundred you start to think you could probably get away with one.

  Commentary:
  "Listening to true crime podcasts: turning armchair detectives into potential masterminds since forever 🔍🎧🕵️‍♂️ #CrimePodcastJunkie #DontMessWithUs"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Just read the Ten Commandments for the first time and you can’t do shit with your neighbor.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like the Ten Commandments are really putting a damper on those neighborhood BBQs 🍔🚫 Thou shall not covet thy neighbor's grill, after all! 😂 #GoodNeighborProblems"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: It’s like ten thousand views when all you need is a like.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the modern struggle of our social media age – chasing after the elusive 'like' while drowning in a sea of 'views'! 🌊😂 It's like searching for a needle in a haystack, except the haystack is made of cat videos and influencer posts! 🐱📸 #FirstWorldProblems"

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