16 Funny ten quotes

• There is literally no rule that says you have to get married and start a family. Normalize splitting a mansion with your five best friends and ten dogs.

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  2 days ago

  arrangement, best, dog, dogs, family, five, friend, friends, humor, lifestyle, literally, living, living arrangement, mansion, marriage, married, normalize, rule, start, ten

• I’m at the age where I consider any picture of me taken in the last ten years “current.”

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  3 days ago

  age, aging, consider, current, humor, i, joke, last, me, picture, self-image, selfie, taken, ten, time, where

• We all have that one coworker whose sole purpose is to reduce our life expectancy by ten years.

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  5 days ago

  coworker, expectancy, humor, life, life expectancy, office, office life, purpose, stress, ten, workplace, workplace humor, workplace stress

• Welcome to your 40’s: it’s ten years of people saying “wait until you’re 50”.

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  6 days ago

  40s, 50, aging, expectation, humor, life, people, saying, ten, wait, welcome, year’s

• If you bought 1 Bitcoin ten years ago, it would now be worth 1 Bitcoin. Let that sink in.

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  7 days ago

  1, ago, Bitcoin, cryptocurrency, finance, humor, investment, joke, let, let that sink in, sink, ten, value, worth, year’s

• It’s like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a Like.

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  1 week ago

  absurdity, expectation, frustration, humor, irony, Like, need, spoon, spoons, ten

• In my 20s: Jingle all the way. In my 40s: Jingle til around ten.

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  2 weeks ago

  20s, 40s, age, around, bedtime, forty, fun, humor, jingle, nightlife, party, ten, twenty

• When you get angry, take a breath and count to ten. Throw a punch at eight. Nobody expects that.

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  2 weeks ago

  anger, angry, breath, conflict, count, humor, nobody, punch, reaction, surprise, take, ten, throw, unexpected

• My opinion of the American education system is largely based on how many nuggets I get when I order a ten piece.

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  2 weeks ago

  American, chicken nuggets, critique, education, food, humor, i, nuggets, opinion, order, piece, system, ten, ten piece

• After ten true crime podcasts you start to think you could probably solve a murder. After a hundred you start to think you could probably get away with one.

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  2 weeks ago

  away, crime, entertainment, get away, humor, hundred, investigation, murder, paranoia, podcast, solve, start, ten, think, true, true crime

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