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16 Funny ten quotes

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There is literally no rule that says you have to get married and start a family. Normalize splitting a mansion with your five best friends and ten dogs.

Posted onFeb 2, 2026

I’m at the age where I consider any picture of me taken in the last ten years “current.”

Posted onFeb 1, 2026

We all have that one coworker whose sole purpose is to reduce our life expectancy by ten years.

Posted onJan 31, 2026

Welcome to your 40’s: it’s ten years of people saying “wait until you’re 50”.

Posted onJan 30, 2026

If you bought 1 Bitcoin ten years ago, it would now be worth 1 Bitcoin. Let that sink in.

Posted onJan 29, 2026

It’s like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a Like.

Posted onJan 28, 2026

In my 20s: Jingle all the way. In my 40s: Jingle til around ten.

Posted onJan 23, 2026

When you get angry, take a breath and count to ten. Throw a punch at eight. Nobody expects that.

Posted onJan 22, 2026

My opinion of the American education system is largely based on how many nuggets I get when I order a ten piece.

Posted onJan 22, 2026

After ten true crime podcasts you start to think you could probably solve a murder. After a hundred you start to think you could probably get away with one.

Posted onJan 22, 2026

Just read the Ten Commandments for the first time and you can’t do shit with your neighbor.

Posted onJan 21, 2026

It’s like ten thousand views when all you need is a like.

Posted onJan 21, 2026

Eleven out of ten people are stupid.

Posted onJan 21, 2026

Ten million people accused me of exaggerating today.

Posted onJan 21, 2026

My summer body has been pending for about ten years.

Posted onJan 21, 2026

Job applications are so stupid. “What’s your desired salary?” Ten billion dollars. Next question.

Posted onJan 20, 2026

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