46 Funny text quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’ve literally never copied and pasted text and thought, “I’m so glad it kept the formatting and font from the other document.”

  Commentary:
  Oh, the sheer joy of copying and pasting text, only to be met with the exact same boring font and formatting! 🙄 It's like throwing a surprise party and nobody shows up – thanks, technology! 🎉🙅‍♂️ #FormattingFails

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  5 months ago

  Share →: A recent study showed that people who are reading this text thought they were learning something useful.

  Commentary:
  🤓📚 Did you know that according to a recent study, reading this very text made people feel like knowledgeable geniuses? Who would've thought a few words could make us feel so smart? 😂🧠 Just taking in some useful knowledge one emoji at a time!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Is there an app yet that converts voice messages into text messages?

  Commentary:
  Well, if such an app doesn't exist yet, we might need to invent a way to translate "voicemail-ese" into "text-lish"! 📱🗨️💬 Who knows, maybe one day our phones will decode even the most complex voice messages, turning them into text with the accuracy of a bilingual parrot! 🦜🔠🤣

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Gonna mess with my husband by texting “send nudes” when he’s in a work meeting.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone's trying to spice up those boring work meetings! 😂📱 Just make sure he doesn't accidentally hit 'send' to his boss instead! 🙈💼 #MarriagePranks"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If politicians can text my cell phone asking for money, I should be able to text them directly with policy suggestions.

  Commentary:
  Absolutely! 📱💰 It's a two-way street, right? Perhaps we can start a new trend: "Text for policy change – limited time offer, act now!" 😉📝 #TextingPoliticians #GiveAndTake

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Nothing more humiliating than sending a text message with a picture and the picture doesn’t send for ages and now you’ve said something sooo odd out of context.

  Commentary:
  "Sending a text with a picture is like playing a high-stakes game of virtual charades 📸😅. Waiting for that picture to send feels like being on a suspenseful cliffhanger, only to have your grand reveal fall flat when it finally arrives! 🙈😂 #TextingTroubles"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Autocorrect changed ‘are you around?’ to ‘are you aroused?’ and my buddy didn’t want to hang out today.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like autocorrect is the ultimate wingman trying to spice up your plans! 🤣 Who knew a simple question could lead to a canceled hangout. Always double-check before hitting send, folks! 🔍 #TechFail #AutoIncorrect"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Sorry I left you on read, I didn’t mean to open it just yet.

  Commentary:
  "No worries, I was just marinating in the suspense of waiting for your reply like a fine wine aging to perfection 🍷. Isn't leaving someone on read the modern-day equivalent of a cliffhanger in a soap opera? 🤔 #UnintentionalDrama"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Dear predictive text, I am tired of sending people “Thanksgiving” when they send me a recipe or directions.

  Commentary:
  🤖 "Dear predictive text, please stop pushing me to spread Thanksgiving cheer every time someone just wants a recipe! Even virtual assistants need a break from holiday vibes sometimes 😂🦃 #PredictiveTextProblems"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I received a bank alert text for suspicious activity. I was buying fruit.

  Commentary:
  🍌🍊🍎 "When life gives you lemons, the bank questions your entire existence for buying fruit. Watch out, next time they might suspect you're laundering grapes! 🍇💸"

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