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"Plot twist: I’m the main character of my own rom-com, and the script is just our texts! 📚😂💕"
92 Funny text quotes
I’m sorry I mistook all our laughs, long nights, sweet texts, and inside jokes as you caring. I’ll think twice before wasting my time again.
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When you realize your love life is just one long comedy sketch 😂🎭⏰
Text her when the moon looks pretty.
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Shoot your shot when the moon has that Instagram filter on it! 🌙📸
You’re my least favourite notification.
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When my phone vibrates, and I see it's you: *shakes head dramatically* 📱🙄😂
After my funeral, I want one of my friends to take my phone and text everyone, “Thanks for coming.”
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This is what you call a "ghost text" 👻📱 Thanks for pulling through even from the afterlife 😂
The next time someone texts me “we need to talk,” I’ll reply, “Yes, we really need to talk,” so that I won’t be the only one stressing.
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Adding "Let's talk about how much I love anxiety!" 😂📱💬
How do you text “okay” but in the rudest way possible?
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Just type "OK." and let the passive-aggressive magic happen 😂📱💥
I really understand why boomers text with ellipses between everything… it feels so good…
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Ellipses… they make life… feel like a… never-ending… suspense movie… 🎬😄
Do you all introverts ever open a text and think, ‘I’ll reply when I have the energy,’ and then it’s three weeks, and you have to live with the guilt of being a horrible friend.
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Ah yes, the classic "texting energy crisis" – it's like the battery icon in my brain is perpetually on 10% 🤣🔋📱
I would do absolutely anything for my friends, except answer their text messages.
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LOL, I'm the ultimate friend—forever in your heart, but never in your inbox! 😂📵🤷♂️