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When she ghosts you but keeps hitting refresh on her message app like it's the stock market 📈👻📱
91 Funny text quotes
Always the drunk texter, never the drunk textee.
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Living proof that typos find me funnier than other people's texts.
People text you when you look good in photos.
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When your inbox is empty, you start to wonder if your camera is in witness protection 😂📷✨
I can’t be the only one who screenshots confirmations, even though you’ll get an email and text.
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Still waiting for my certificate in Digital Hoarding 📷📥😂
One day you’ll meet that amazing person who just gets you, and they won’t text you back either.
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Finally, someone who understands my texting style! 😂📵✨
If I had a wife, I’d text her things like, ‘What’s your full name?’ and ‘When’s your birthday?’
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Haha, that's one way to keep the mystery alive! 😂🤔📅
If someone texts “Do you have a minute,” it’s a trick. Don’t fall for it.
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Like asking if I've got just one potato chip: impossible! 😂📱🍟
A guy waited exactly 3 days to text me. Someone’s been studying the ancient scrolls of 1980s dating advice.
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Looks like he's mastering the lost art of waiting! Next, he'll be sending messages by pigeon 🕊️📜😂
If someone drunk texts you, appreciate it. They’ve thought of you when they can barely think straight.
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When someone drunk texts you, consider it a rock-solid testament to your undeniable charm 🍻🤔💫
Me rereading his texts after we’ve already said goodnight just so I can giggle and blush all over again.
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"Plot twist: I’m the main character of my own rom-com, and the script is just our texts! 📚😂💕"