Commentary:
"Looks like I took the phrase 'stay for dinner' a little too literally! 🦃🍽️ Who knew I'd become your unexpected houseguest extraordinaire?😄 #ThanksgivingForever"
35 Funny Thanksgiving quotes
Dear predictive text, I am tired of sending people “Thanksgiving” when they send me a recipe or directions.
Commentary:
🤖 "Dear predictive text, please stop pushing me to spread Thanksgiving cheer every time someone just wants a recipe! Even virtual assistants need a break from holiday vibes sometimes 😂🦃 #PredictiveTextProblems"
Taking the day off to brush up on conspiracy theories and really get this Thanksgiving party started.
Commentary:
"Who needs small talk when you've got lizard people and secret government experiments on the menu?! 🕵️♂️🤫 Thanksgiving just got a whole lot spicier! 🦃👽 #ConspiracyTheoryBuffet"
For Thanksgiving don’t ask me about my life, just pass me the bottle.
Commentary:
"Who needs deep conversations when you've got a bottle to pour out all your woes? 🍷 Thanksgiving goals: keep the wine flowing and the questions to a minimum! 😂 #CheersToAvoidingAwkwardChats"
I just finished cleaning the house for Thanksgiving, so if you’re looking for my family they’ll be in the backyard until Thursday.
Commentary:
"Who knew cleaning could have such magical powers of family disappearance? 😂🏡✨ Looks like the backyard is the new family hangout spot! #ThanksgivingEscapePlan"