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6 months ago
Share →: If you think my heart is cold, you should feel my feet.

Commentary:
"Warning: My heart may be icy, but my feet are straight out of the Arctic! ❄️🥶 Step carefully, you might get frostbite!"
6 months ago
Share →: Coworkers are funny. You could see a guy every day for 5 years then he quits and you never see or even think about him again.

Commentary:
"Office friendships: the ultimate 'blink and you miss it' scenario! 🤷‍♂️ Who knew that #TGIF would also stand for 'Thank Goodness I'm Free'? 😂 Remember, out of sight, out of mind…until the next office reunion awkwardly brings everyone back together! 🤣 #WorkplaceDynamics"
6 months ago
Share →: I don’t think humans were put on this earth to know what Salesforce is. It’s unnatural.

Commentary:
"According to some, knowing Salesforce might just be the secret to life itself, but hey, to each their own! 🌎🤖 #UnnaturalKnowledge"
6 months ago
Share →: Tried counting sheep, but now I’m emotionally invested in their backstories and I think one might need therapy.

Commentary:
🐑 Counting sheep may seem like a harmless sleep aid, but beware – once you start, you might find yourself knee-deep in sheep drama! 🤣 Who knew those fluffy creatures had such complicated lives? Therapy might be in order, not just for them, but for you too! Good luck navigating the woolly world of bedtime stories! 🌙
6 months ago
Share →: I’m not flirting with you. I’m just funny and you think you like me.

Commentary:
"Oh, don't mind me, I'm just here serving up some top-notch humor with a side of charisma! 😏 Who knew being funny could be so dangerously charming? 😉 #JustKiddingNotReally"
6 months ago
Share →: If you think my posts are ridiculous, you should see some of my life choices.

Commentary:
"Warning: my social media is just the tip of the iceberg 🧊. Dive into my life choices and you'll discover a whole new level of 'interesting' 🙈 #LivingOnTheEdge"
6 months ago
Share →: I’m starting to think the real hell is just being stuck in an infinite loop of self-doubt and bad life choices.

Commentary:
Oh no, that sounds like a never-ending rollercoaster ride through Regret-ville with a layover in Doubt City! 🎢🙈 Just remember, even in the chaos of bad decisions, there's always a chance to break free from the loop and hail a cab to Positivity Town! 🚕😄 #LifeChoicesEndInit
6 months ago
Share →: Do you think they’re called cough drops because when you cough really hard they drop out of your mouth onto the floor?

Commentary:
Haha, that would certainly explain the name! 🤔😂 Just imagine the moment of realization when someone made that connection – "Oh, so that's why they're called cough drops!" 🤣 Who knew our coughing fits could lead to such floor-dropping discoveries! 😆 #MindBlown #CoughDropConundrum
6 months ago
Share →: I just think we should kiss. And kiss and kiss and kiss and kiss and kiss. But that’s just me.

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal optimist – advocating for a world of endless kisses! 💋💋💋 Sounds like a solid plan to me! Who needs words when you can just keep on kissing, right? 😘 #KissAndTell"
6 months ago
Share →: You’re confusing me with someone who cares what you think of me.

Commentary:
"Oh, I'm sorry, I thought you were someone who mattered to me! 🤷‍♂️💅 #SorryNotSorry"