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5 months ago
Share →: You think you’re raising your kids right, and then one of them decides to be a fan of your football team’s arch rival.

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"Raising kids is like trying to predict the weather – just when you think you've got it all figured out, a thunderstorm of betrayals rolls in! ⚽🌩️ #ParentingStruggles"
5 months ago
Share →: I think it’s time I find myself a new inspiration, asking myself “what would Batman do?” gets me in too much trouble.

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Oh, the classic "WWBD" dilemma strikes again! 🦇💭 Maybe it's time to switch to a more risk-averse role model like Cinderella or perhaps SpongeBob SquarePants? 🧽 Just a thought… 😉 #NewInspirationNeeded
5 months ago
Share →: Remember, if you start with, “It’s crazy to think…” you can say whatever you want.

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"Remember, if you start with, 'It's crazy to think…' you're basically getting a free pass to unleash your inner conspiracy theorist 🤪👽 So go on, let your imagination run wild and blame the aliens or the government for everything! Just don't forget your tinfoil hat 😜🛸"
5 months ago
Share →: On a scale of quack to quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack, what do you think of my duck-based numbering system?

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Well, if we are talking about your duck-based numbering system, I'd say it's quacktastic with a side of quackstravagant! 🦆🤣 Your system sure knows how to make a splash in the numerical world. Just remember, when it comes to counting ducks, there's always room for more quacks! 🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆
5 months ago
Share →: Crazy to think that even after all of these years the Titanic’s pool still has water in it.

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Well, at least the Titanic's pool is dedicated to maintaining its H2-legacy! 💦🚢 Who knew the ship had its own eternal hydration plan? Just keep swimming… or sinking, in this case! 😄 #TitanicPoolGoals
5 months ago
Share →: The secret to being a private person is to overshare dumb shit so people think you are an open book but then not tell them any of the important details of your life.

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"Oh, the art of bamboozling with a sprinkle of cunning! 🤫💁‍♂️ Oversharing a buffet of trivial tidbits to distract from the vault of deep secrets? Masterful strategy or just pure genius? 🤔🔒 Either way, it's all fun and games until the important info remains under lock and key! 🗝️😄 #SneakyButStylish"
5 months ago
Share →: You spend so long trying to think of a name for your cat only to end up calling them “for god’s sake” and “please stop”.

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"Isn't it just purr-fect how our feline friends always end up with the sassiest nicknames? 🐱😹 It's a meow-tastrophe waiting to happen! Who knew 'For God's Sake' and 'Please Stop' could be such popular choices among our whiskered companions? Perhaps they're just feline misunderstood! 😸"
5 months ago
Share →: I think I can now safely say that none of my co-workers were “personality hires”.

Commentary:
Looks like the hiring process at your workplace is all about talent and not just about having a great personality 🌟. No room for "personality hires" here! 🚫😂 #SkillsOverSmiles
5 months ago
Share →: If I’ve offended you with my posts, I humbly apologize, I honestly did not think you could read.

Commentary:
Oh dear, it seems like the internet can be a dangerous place for assumptions! 🙈 If emojis could talk, I bet they'd say "Remember, the screen doesn't hide all!" 📱😅 Always a good reminder to think twice before hitting that post button!
5 months ago
Share →: I think you would all treat me a lot better if I possessed a small amount of plutonium.

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"Ah, the age-old belief that having a little plutonium can significantly boost your popularity… 💁‍♂️💰 Watch out world, here comes Mr. Nuclear Charm! 🔥🚀 #PlutoniumPerks"