47 Funny throw quotes

• If I had a tiny girlfriend, I would love to throw her across gaps so she can pull levers and open doors that get me to her part of the level.

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  3 weeks ago

  across, door, doors, game, gap, gaps, girlfriend, humor, i, level, lever, love, me, open, pull, puzzle-solving, relationship, throw, tiny, tiny girlfriend, video, video game

• You don’t really see women throwing their boyfriend’s stuff out the window anymore.

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  2 months ago

  boyfriend, breakup, humor, relationship, stuff, throw, throwing, window, woman, women

• At what point in not being able to sleep do I throw the towel in and have a beer, since maybe that will help?

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  2 months ago

  able, bedtime, beer, being, drinking, frustration, help, humor, i, insomnia, maybe, point, relaxation, sleep, sleeplessness, throw, towel

• Going to have a hobbit boi summer (throw a huge birthday party for myself, then mysteriously vanish right after insulting everyone).

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  2 months ago

  after, birthday, birthday party, celebration, everyone, going, Hobbit, huge, humor, insult, insulting, myself, party, right, self-party, summer, throw, vanish

• Girls ask for help to open a jar, but can throw a couch during an argument.

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  2 months ago

  argument, ask, contradiction, couch, girl, girls, help, humor, jar, open, relationship, strength, throw

• During arguments with idiots, I wish I could throw a flash bang and disappear.

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  2 months ago

  annoyance, argument, arguments, bang, comedy, disappear, flash, frustration, humor, i, idiots, sarcasm, self-expression, thinking, throw, wish, wishful, wishful thinking, witty

• The first person to ever throw up was probably like, “Ok, what the hell.”

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  2 months ago

  curiosity, early, early human, ever, hell, human, humor, ok, person, reaction, surprise, throw, vomiting

• People in glass houses shouldn’t throw orgies.

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  2 months ago

  behavior, glass, glass house, house, houses, humor, irony, orgy, party, people, social, social behavior, throw

• That awkward moment when you gently throw your phone onto your bed and it decides to bounce off 3 walls, knock over a lamp, and land on the floor.

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  2 months ago

  awkward, awkward moment, bed, bounce, clumsy, floor, humor, knock, lamp, mishap, moment, phone, technology, throw, walls

• Can’t believe we used to throw eggs at houses, and now we can afford neither eggs nor houses.

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  2 months ago

  activity, afford, believe, childhood, egg, eggs, financial, financial struggle, fun, fun activity, house, houses, humor, nostalgia, struggle, throw, used

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