48 Funny throw quotes

• I don’t know who needs to hear this, but throw away your disgusting dish sponge.

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  9 hours ago

  advice, away, cleaning, disgusting, dish, dish sponge, hear, hygiene, i, kitchen, know, needs, sponge, throw

• Blocking isn’t enough. I wanna throw tomatoes at you like you’re a medieval criminal.

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  15 hours ago

  blocking, criminal, enough, humor, i, insult, medieval, throw, tomato

• I don’t know what millennial needs to hear this, but throw away the box your phone came in. You don’t need it. You will never need it.

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  17 hours ago

  advice, away, box, came, hear, humor, i, know, millennial, need, needs, never, phone, throw, throw away

• Sometimes I wanna delete all my social media and throw my phone into a river.

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  18 hours ago

  delete, detox, digital, digital detox, frustration, humor, i, life, media, modern, modern life, phone, relief, river, social, social media, sometimes, stress, stress relief, technology, throw

• Accepting you’re about to throw up, gotta be the worst feeling on God’s green earth.

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  19 hours ago

  bodily, bodily function, discomfort, Earth, feeling, function, gods, green, nausea, sickness, throw, throw up, worst, worst feeling

• Post beach shower is undefeated. Greatest feeling a human could experience. Throw a nap in there, and you will never touch serenity so close.

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  23 hours ago

  beach, close, comfort, experience, feeling, human, nap, never, post, post-beach, relaxation, serenity, shower, throw, touch

• Don’t throw a relationship away just because you don’t agree with their choices, unless they wear Crocs, then it’s okay.

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  2 weeks ago

  agree, away, breakup, choice, choices, Crocs, disagreement, fashion, humor, just, okay, relationship, sh, throw, wear

• If I had a tiny girlfriend, I would love to throw her across gaps so she can pull levers and open doors that get me to her part of the level.

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  2 months ago

  across, door, doors, game, gap, gaps, girlfriend, humor, i, level, lever, love, me, open, pull, puzzle-solving, relationship, throw, tiny, tiny girlfriend, video, video game

• You don’t really see women throwing their boyfriend’s stuff out the window anymore.

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  2 months ago

  boyfriend, breakup, humor, relationship, stuff, throw, throwing, window, woman, women

• At what point in not being able to sleep do I throw the towel in and have a beer, since maybe that will help?

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  2 months ago

  able, bedtime, beer, being, drinking, frustration, help, humor, i, insomnia, maybe, point, relaxation, sleep, sleeplessness, throw, towel

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