48 funny throw quotes - Page 2 - Wordgag

The Bible is 100% accurate. Especially when thrown at close range.

Mar 27, 2026

Beginning to understand why deer throw themselves in front of cars.

Mar 27, 2026

I wish I could throw tomatoes at comments.

Mar 26, 2026

We got our carpet cleaned today, so I’m just waiting for the dog to throw up.

Mar 26, 2026

“AI is coming for your jobs!” I’d like to see AI get absolutely no work done and then throw their coworker under the bus as soon as their boss asks about it.

Mar 26, 2026

Hear me out, a Q-Tip that doesn’t bounce out the trash can when you throw it away.

Mar 26, 2026

My grandfather tried to warn them about the Titanic. He screamed and shouted about the iceberg and how the ship was going to sink, but all they did was throw him out of the theater.

Mar 26, 2026

Sometimes my toddler throws stuff on the floor and then shouts “OH NO” and that’s kind of like what politicians do.

Mar 26, 2026