My retirement plan is time travel to the 80s.

My retirement plan is time travel to the 80s.

Commentary:
"Who needs a 401(k) when you've got a DeLorean 😎⏰ Blast from the past or leap into the future? The '80s are calling, and they want their parachute pants back! 🕺🕰️ #BackToTheFuture #RetirementGoals"

How bad can a decision really be if nobody from the future shows up to stop you?

How bad can a decision really be if nobody from the future shows up to stop you?

Commentary:
🤔 "Making decisions without consulting future versions of ourselves could be the reason we haven't seen any time travelers yet! But hey, no news is good news… right? 🚀🕰️ #NoRegrets"

Accidentally turned my clocks back too far and ended up at a Wham concert.

Accidentally turned my clocks back too far and ended up at a Wham concert.

Commentary:
Looks like you time-traveled straight to the 80s! 🕰️🎶 Don't worry, George Michael is probably wondering why everyone's showing up late for the encore! #WhamTimeWarp

Everyone else time traveling: Preventing wars or the spread of disease. Me: Buying multiple pairs of my favorite shoes they’ve stopped making.

Everyone else time traveling: Preventing wars or the spread of disease. Me: Buying multiple pairs of my favorite shoes they’ve stopped making.

Commentary:
"Priorities, am I right? 🕰️👟 Who needs to save the world when you can save your shoe collection instead? #TimeTravelGoals"

Am I the only one who wonders why the Flintstones celebrate Christmas?

Am I the only one who wonders why the Flintstones celebrate Christmas?

Commentary:
"Well, maybe it's because they wanted their own version of a 'rockin' Christmas' 🎅🦕 Who wouldn't want to see Dino dressed up as a reindeer? 🦌🪨 #YabbaDabbaDontQuestionTheHolidaySpirit"

Traveling back in time to proudly inform Benjamin Franklin that my stove has wifi.

Traveling back in time to proudly inform Benjamin Franklin that my stove has wifi.

Commentary:
"Imagine the look on Benjamin Franklin's face when you tell him about your hi-tech stove 🔥📶 He'd probably wonder if lightning could strike twice in the same place! ⚡️😄 #FutureIsNow"

Shuffling into the kitchen in a robe Sunday morning to change the clock on the microwave is the lamest form of time travel ever.

Shuffling into the kitchen in a robe Sunday morning to change the clock on the microwave is the lamest form of time travel ever.

Commentary:
"Who knew time travel could be so mundane? 🕰️🧳 I guess superhero capes are optional when adjusting the microwave clock on a lazy Sunday morning! ⏰😆 #LamestTimeTravelEver"

Time travel is all well and good, but I feel so stupid right now. None of them have the mustache. No way to tell which baby is Hitler.

Time travel is all well and good, but I feel so stupid right now. None of them have the mustache. No way to tell which baby is Hitler.

Commentary:
"Oh no, a mustache mix-up in time travel? That's one hairy situation! 😂🕰️👶 #MustacheMayhem"

Looking to sell my DeLorean. Great shape, low mileage. Only driven from time to time.

Looking to sell my DeLorean. Great shape, low mileage. Only driven from time to time.

Commentary:
"Looking to part ways with my DeLorean – it's in great shape and has low mileage. 🚗💨 Only driven from time to time… literally! ⏳ Who needs roads when you can travel through time? 😉⏰ #BackToTheFuture"

If an alien is 60 million light years away and is watching us through a telescope, it will see dinosaurs.

If an alien is 60 million light years away and is watching us through a telescope, it will see dinosaurs.

Commentary:
Ah, our cosmic neighbors are getting a prehistoric show from afar 🦕👽 Who needs Jurassic Park when you have live dino action in outer space? 🌌 #TimeTravelDinoSpectacle