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21 Funny time travel quotes

Funny time travel quotes 🚀⏳ are the perfect way to laugh through the twists and turns of past, present, and future mishaps! Whether you’re stuck in a time loop or just dreaming of a DeLorean ride, these witty sayings will bend your mind and tickle your funny bone 🤣🔮. Ready to jump through time with a smile? Let’s dive into some hilarious moments from across the space-time continuum! 😄🕰️

80s movies: Let’s go to the future! Today: Let’s go back to the 80s!

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

I need to go back to Friday. I want to do my weekend differently.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Please leave me alone. I’m just a 3,000-year-old time-traveling alien who is trying to return to his home planet.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Sunday is proof that time travel exists, because it was just Friday.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

My biggest fear is waking up and being in the Renaissance era or something. Imagine having the knowledge of hot dogs but lacking the tools to make them.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Professor, set the time machine for right now. I’m trying to be more present.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Micro-dosing time travel by going to bed.

Posted on4 months ago2 months ago

At the first signs of a sore throat, you should be given the option of just skipping four days into the future.

Posted on6 months ago

My retirement plan is time travel to the 80s.

Posted onFeb 4, 2025Feb 4, 2025

How bad can a decision really be if nobody from the future shows up to stop you?

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Accidentally turned my clocks back too far and ended up at a Wham concert.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

Everyone else time traveling: Preventing wars or the spread of disease. Me: Buying multiple pairs of my favorite shoes they’ve stopped making.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

Am I the only one who wonders why the Flintstones celebrate Christmas?

Posted onJan 25, 2025

Traveling back in time to proudly inform Benjamin Franklin that my stove has wifi.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

Shuffling into the kitchen in a robe Sunday morning to change the clock on the microwave is the lamest form of time travel ever.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

Time travel is all well and good, but I feel so stupid right now. None of them have the mustache. No way to tell which baby is Hitler.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

Looking to sell my DeLorean. Great shape, low mileage. Only driven from time to time.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

If an alien is 60 million light years away and is watching us through a telescope, it will see dinosaurs.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

If I could go back in time, I’d probably stop Bruce Willis from saving us from that asteroid.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

Just saw my evil doppelganger speed away in a DeLorean. I’m sure it’s fine.

Posted onJan 21, 2025

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