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Someone from 🇻🇺 has downloaded:

If you like true crime stories, I highly recommend the history of the Catholic Church.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has copied:

Karma not moving fast enough for me. I would hate to handle it myself, Lord.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has copied:

Forced to say “it’s okay” instead of throwing a chair at them.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has viewed:

I get shy when my man stares at me for too long because what if he’s realizing I’m actually a lil ugly.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has shared:

The rainforest cafe won’t be authentic enough for me if they don’t bulldoze 40% of the restaurant while I’m there.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has downloaded:

Maybe there’s an alternate universe where onions cry when they chop up humans, you don’t know.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has bookmarked:

It’s crazy windy today. Trash is blowing everywhere, so watch out for your ex.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has copied:

The internal struggle between wanting to be productive and just wanting to nap all day.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has copied:

If we date and break up, you gotta unlearn all my lingo and cool shit that I taught you. You gotta go back to being lame.

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Spotted on Threads:

If white men can’t jump, how do you explain Super Mario?

Just shared via Pinterest:

I wish I had a friend like me.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Last night’s dream could have been an email.

Going bananas on Threads:

All strapless bras need to be taken off the shelves. A total recall. We do not have the technology yet.

Trending via LinkedIn:

I love when I can smell my perfume on myself, like damn girl, you smell delicious.

Seen just now on X:

Let the example of my fluke success guide nearly all of you to crushing disappointment.

Making waves on YouTube:

It’s crazy how social media convinced us that 15 likes aren’t enough. Imagine 15 people in real life telling you that you looked good.

Going viral on Discord:

To everyone I offended this year: do better next year, so I don’t have to do it again.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Not gonna lie, I just assume everyone is AI now.

Just landed via Reddit:

I like when the rain is misty and you get to feel like a grocery store broccoli for a little while.

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17 shares on Pinterest this month:

Starting a new life today, bye.

77 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I hate when I accidentally blow all of my leaves into my neighbor’s yard.

49 shares on Facebook this month:

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they’re the ones who can sign you into a home.

18 shares on Snapchat this month:

Reverse cowgirl because first dates are awkward.

83 shares on Reddit this month:

A wise man once said, “Bees don’t waste their time explaining to flies that honey is better than shit.”

89 shares on Reddit this month:

Body by sandwich.

43 shares on Twitch this month:

Fish must think we look so weird with both eyes on the front of our face.

14 shares on Discord this month:

You can really tell somebody’s mental state by they hair.

18 shares on Facebook this month:

I’m tired of things costing money.

92 shares on Slack this month:

I like to keep my wife guessing by walking around the backyard carrying a ladder and a chainsaw.

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Life is just a series of Sopranos references with some other things mixed in.

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My bear’s diarrhea problems are really starting to worry me. The vet says he’s getting better but he’s not out of the woods yet.

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Parents become grandparents and lose all their senses. All of a sudden, they got McDonald’s money now.

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I can now see how sitting on a porch could fill an entire life.

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Did the people you had a crush on always like you back or are you funny?

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People say “go big or go home” like going home is a bad thing. Heck yeah, I want to go home, and I’ll have a nap when I get there.

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All my life choices led me to this post right here, and if that’s not an indictment of free will, I don’t know what is.

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If McDonald’s sold hot dogs, would you be able to, with a straight face, order a McWiener and tell them to supersize it?

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I love Pinterest. No opinions. No bad vibes. Just pretty pictures.

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The state of my house can best be described as “there seems to have been a struggle”.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

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Someone from 🇸🇿 has copied:

My phone just filmed a 2 hour documentary about life inside my purse.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has bookmarked:

Whispering to paramedic before I pass out: save me, but not enough that I have to go to work tomorrow.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has copied:

wearing no bra and oversized clothes is self-care at its finest

Someone from 🇮🇳 has shared:

We could have high-speed rail that connects the entire country, but instead we get AI porn bots that steal all of our drinking water to entertain the dumbest people alive.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has bookmarked:

When pregnant women are around, watch what you say. Nowadays, anything will be used as a name.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has bookmarked:

Life is strange. We come into the world with nothing, then we struggle for everything, and finally, we leave with nothing.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has copied:

If you saw me licking the plate after the charcuterie was finished, no you didn’t.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has bookmarked:

I got called “pretty” today! Well, the full sentence was “You’re pretty annoying,” but I only focus on the positive things.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has downloaded:

If you say “awesome sauce” on a first date, you’ll still have that lucky condom in your wallet tomorrow.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has downloaded:

Maybe the problem is that I’m cooler than any man I’ve ever met.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Messenger:

I have a date and nothing to wear. Or as Nietzsche said: If you stare into a closet long enough, the closet stares back at you.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

Toddlers negotiate like tiny mob bosses: it’s the hard way or the harder way.

Spotted on Threads:

I’m now at the age where happy hour is a nap.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Feeling melancholy. Think I’ll have a drink and make things much worse.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Is it just me, or does anybody else get excited about cancelling plans?

Shared recently on WeChat:

Shit posting is cheaper than therapy.

Shared recently on Slack:

I can’t believe she picked her husband, her boyfriend and her other boyfriend over me.

Going viral on Instagram:

I love reading a menu. Look at all this stuff I want to eat.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Just had a salad but it didn’t make me laugh like women in stock photos.

Spotted on X:

Wealthy person who has no problems and also meditates sometimes: Meditation is my secret weapon.

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