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At the first signs of a sore throat, you should be given the option of just skipping four days into the future.

1 month ago

My retirement plan is time travel to the 80s.

3 months ago

How bad can a decision really be if nobody from the future shows up to stop you?

3 months ago

Accidentally turned my clocks back too far and ended up at a Wham concert.

3 months ago

Everyone else time traveling: Preventing wars or the spread of disease. Me: Buying multiple pairs of my favorite shoes they’ve stopped making.

3 months ago

Am I the only one who wonders why the Flintstones celebrate Christmas?

3 months ago

Traveling back in time to proudly inform Benjamin Franklin that my stove has wifi.

3 months ago

Shuffling into the kitchen in a robe Sunday morning to change the clock on the microwave is the lamest form of time travel ever.

3 months ago

Time travel is all well and good, but I feel so stupid right now. None of them have the mustache. No way to tell which baby is Hitler.

3 months ago

Looking to sell my DeLorean. Great shape, low mileage. Only driven from time to time.

3 months ago

If an alien is 60 million light years away and is watching us through a telescope, it will see dinosaurs.

3 months ago

If I could go back in time, I’d probably stop Bruce Willis from saving us from that asteroid.

3 months ago

Just saw my evil doppelganger speed away in a DeLorean. I’m sure it’s fine.

3 months ago

Sometimes I want to go back in time and punch myself in the face.

3 months ago