Funny toaster quotes

• Do other people remember toasters with wings flying across our computer screens or was that a fever dream I just had?

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  2 months ago

  across, computer, dream, fever, fever dream, flying, humor, i, just, memory, nostalgia, people, remember, screens, toaster, wing, wings

• Why is there a level 6 for toasters? As if someone thinks: “Tonight I’m really in the mood for ashes with butter!”

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  2 months ago

  6, absurdity, butter, cooking, food, humor, level, level 6, mood, someone, toaster, tonight

• Hello, my voicemail is currently unavailable. To leave a message please speak slowly and clearly into the nearest toaster.

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  2 months ago

  communication, hello, humor, leave, message, speak, technology, toaster, voicemail

• Toasters aren’t governed by that little dial. They have free will.

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  2 months ago

  appliance, autonomy, dial, free, free will, humor, kitchen, little, toaster

• In my 20’s: I want to find true love. In my 40’s: I just want a toaster that gets me.

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  2 months ago

  20s, 40s, adulthood, age, changes, expectations, humor, i, just, life, life changes, love, me, relationships, toaster, true, true love, want

• My nephew asks so many questions that Alexa just told him it’s okay to bathe with the toaster.

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  2 months ago

  advice, Alexa, bathe, family, humor, just, nephew, okay, questions, technology, toaster, told

• Gen Z will be like “OMG new life hack!” and then it’s a video of them adjusting the toaster dial.

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  2 months ago

  adjustment, gen, Gen Z, hack, humor, life, life hack, media, millennials, new, social, social media, technology, toaster, video, z

• Keep your friend’s toast and your enemy’s toaster.

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  2 months ago

  enemy, food, friend, friends, friendship, humor, keep, kitchen, rivalry, toast, toaster, wit

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