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Funny toaster quotes

Do other people remember toasters with wings flying across our computer screens or was that a fever dream I just had?

Do other people remember toasters with wings flying across our computer screens or was that a fever dream I just had?

Funny Quotes Mar 21, 2025

Why is there a level 6 for toasters? As if someone thinks: "Tonight I'm really in the mood for ashes with butter!"

Why is there a level 6 for toasters? As if someone thinks: “Tonight I’m really in the mood for ashes with butter!”

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Hello, my voicemail is currently unavailable. To leave a message please speak slowly and clearly into the nearest toaster.

Hello, my voicemail is currently unavailable. To leave a message please speak slowly and clearly into the nearest toaster.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Toasters aren’t governed by that little dial. They have free will.

Toasters aren’t governed by that little dial. They have free will.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

In my 20’s: I want to find true love. In my 40’s: I just want a toaster that gets me.

In my 20’s: I want to find true love. In my 40’s: I just want a toaster that gets me.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

My nephew asks so many questions that Alexa just told him it’s okay to bathe with the toaster.

My nephew asks so many questions that Alexa just told him it’s okay to bathe with the toaster.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

Keep your friend's toast and your enemy's toaster.

Keep your friend’s toast and your enemy’s toaster.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Gen Z will be like “OMG new life hack!” and then it’s a video of them adjusting the toaster dial.

Gen Z will be like “OMG new life hack!” and then it’s a video of them adjusting the toaster dial.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Keep your friend’s toast and your enemy’s toaster.

Keep your friend’s toast and your enemy’s toaster.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025