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Funny toaster quotes

Do other people remember toasters with wings flying across our computer screens or was that a fever dream I just had?

1 month ago

Why is there a level 6 for toasters? As if someone thinks: “Tonight I’m really in the mood for ashes with butter!”

3 months ago

Hello, my voicemail is currently unavailable. To leave a message please speak slowly and clearly into the nearest toaster.

3 months ago

Toasters aren’t governed by that little dial. They have free will.

3 months ago

In my 20’s: I want to find true love. In my 40’s: I just want a toaster that gets me.

3 months ago

My nephew asks so many questions that Alexa just told him it’s okay to bathe with the toaster.

3 months ago

Keep your friend’s toast and your enemy’s toaster.

3 months ago

Gen Z will be like “OMG new life hack!” and then it’s a video of them adjusting the toaster dial.

3 months ago

Keep your friend’s toast and your enemy’s toaster.

3 months ago