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Funny toaster quotes

Funny toaster quotes bring a crispy twist to your morning routine 🍞🔥 Whether you’re a toast lover or just here for the laughs, these witty one-liners will pop up and brighten your day like the perfect golden slice 🍯😄 Get ready to chuckle while your breakfast gets a little extra crunch—because who knew toasters could be so punny? 🥳✨

Do other people remember toasters with wings flying across our computer screens or was that a fever dream I just had?

Posted onMar 21, 2025Mar 21, 2025

Why is there a level 6 for toasters? As if someone thinks: “Tonight I’m really in the mood for ashes with butter!”

Posted onJan 27, 2025

Hello, my voicemail is currently unavailable. To leave a message please speak slowly and clearly into the nearest toaster.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

Toasters aren’t governed by that little dial. They have free will.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

In my 20’s: I want to find true love. In my 40’s: I just want a toaster that gets me.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

My nephew asks so many questions that Alexa just told him it’s okay to bathe with the toaster.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

Keep your friend’s toast and your enemy’s toaster.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

Gen Z will be like “OMG new life hack!” and then it’s a video of them adjusting the toaster dial.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

Keep your friend’s toast and your enemy’s toaster.

Posted onJan 20, 2025

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