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Sex makes you happy. So I understand your dissatisfaction.

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The only fantasy I have in the bedroom these days is getting 8 hours of sleep.

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That awkward moment when a zombie looking for brains walks right past you.

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You stop moving your mouse for 5 seconds, and Microsoft Teams will say you never showed up for work.

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Girls be like, “I know a spot,” then sacrifice you under the full moon.

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Ever notice how many towns are named after their water tower?

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Instead of cleaning my house, I just watch episodes of hoarders on TV and then I think “Wow, my house looks awesome!”

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I bought some coconut shampoo today. I got halfway home before I thought, “I don’t even have a coconut!”

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Isn’t it odd that “read” is pronounced like “lead”, while “read” is pronounced like “lead”?

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It’s okay to love your job. Just know it doesn’t love you back.

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I love men with a provider fetish.

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I saw an ad for the ultimate dog bed, but my dogs already have the ultimate dog bed. It’s called my bed.

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Getting stoned when you have a cat is awesome because it will just walk in and I’m immediately cracking up. Like, look at this dude, I bloody love this guy.

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My therapist is fluffy and walks on four paws.

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If I eat a magnet, will I become more attractive?

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Thank you for contacting the abyss. Your scream is very important to us.

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When I was young, I couldn’t wait to be older. Well, I wasn’t expecting this shit!

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There are many people who don’t like me and I am one of them.

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Nothing bores me like twins who don’t look alike, you should’ve just dropped later if you’re not going to participate.

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Praying to God with a Chinese accent, and he is cracking up.

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I’ll see you in your nightmares.

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Sometimes I think I’m too old to make a career change. But then I remember how Walter White went from high school teacher to drug kingpin. Anything is possible!

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What beautiful weather outside. I’m gonna close the curtains.

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Ah, the magical land of Monday—the gift that keeps not giving!

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Women are able to leave the country unexpectedly at any time with the contents of their handbag.

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Candy cigarettes really used to be a thing and we really bought them and walked around like we were smokers at the tender age of 6.

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Gender and sexuality aside, I believe everyone just wants someone who wears short shorts and makes a lot of noise in bed.

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“The engine light is on!” Yeah, that means it’s working.

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