I haven’t worn a trench coat since a random man in his 60s said to me “what are you looking for, detective?” Posted onMay 22, 2026
Guy on the day of the 1918 armistice, walking around the trench, clapping, saying things like “Great work, everyone,” and “We did it, team.” Posted onApr 1, 2026
Calling women “bro” to make sure they know they’re in the deepest trenches of the friend zone. Posted onApr 1, 2026