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Your tweet didn't move, so I called tech support, and they just laughed. 🤷♂️🦥🐦
26 Funny tweet quotes
Welcome to Twitter, some random, judgmental stranger will be along shortly to complain about your tweets.
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When you tweet, it’s like a game of "Who Wants to Be a Critic?" starring everyone! 🎭📲
My favorite genre of tweet is conservative guy asking Grok, ‘Is this true?’ and then arguing with it when it doesn’t give him the answer he likes.
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Arguing with Grok: the new extreme sport for when you can't find Wi-Fi in the deep woods. 🤔🦖💬
People who get 0-5 likes at max and still tweet all the time… What’s your secret?
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My secret? It's like shouting into the void, where the only echo is my unshakeable confidence 😂📣🕳️
Musk goes “exactly,” and it’s the stupidest tweet you’ve ever read in your entire life.
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Elon strikes again with his legendary wisdom! 🧐😂 #DeepThoughts
Babe, what’s wrong? You’ve barely tweeted your manic thoughts today.
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Looks like someone's thoughts are buffering today! 🐦💭🔄
Behind every great tweet is a person rolling their eyes.
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When my tweet goes viral, I'm just exercising my eye rolls for the red carpet 👀🎤 #EyeRollOlympics
Twitter needs a button that’s “bring back that tweet I was just starting to read before you automatically refreshed.”
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The struggle is real 😂🚀 Twitter, can we please get an "Oops, I wasn't done yet" button? 🙏💨
I’m obsessed with adding a second completely unnecessary tweet to all my tweets, like, oh, you thought I was done.
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Just when you thought it was safe to scroll… BAM! Bonus content! 😂📜🚀
Dating apps are no place for meeting your soulmate. The best way to find your soulmate is to tweet really good.
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Soulmates: 280 characters away from eternal happiness! 😂📱❤️ #TweetYourWayToLove