26 Funny tweet quotes

• Musk goes “exactly,” and it’s the stupidest tweet you’ve ever read in your entire life.

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  3 weeks ago

  Elon, Elon Musk, ever, exactly, humor, internet, internet humor, life, media, musk, read, social, social media, stupid, tweet

• Babe, what’s wrong? You’ve barely tweeted your manic thoughts today.

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  4 weeks ago

  babe, communication, humor, manic, manic thought, media, relationship, social, social media, thought, thoughts, today, tweet, wrong

• Behind every great tweet is a person rolling their eyes.

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  2 months ago

  behind, every, eye, eye roll, eyes, great, humor, media, person, roll, rolling, sarcasm, social, social media, tweet

• Twitter needs a button that’s “bring back that tweet I was just starting to read before you automatically refreshed.”

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  2 months ago

  back, before, bring, button, experience, feature, feature request, humor, i, just, media, needs, read, refresh, refreshed, request, social, social media, starting, technology, tweet, Twitter, user, user experience

• I’m obsessed with adding a second completely unnecessary tweet to all my tweets, like, oh, you thought I was done.

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  2 months ago

  behavior, communication, content, done, extra, extra content, humor, i, media, obsession, oh, online, online behavior, second, social, social media, thought, tweet, Tweets, unnecessary

• Dating apps are no place for meeting your soulmate. The best way to find your soulmate is to tweet really good.

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  2 months ago

  app, apps, best, communication, dating, dating app, good, humor, media, meeting, place, social, social media, soulmate, tweet

• Nice tweets, bro. What medications are you on?

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  2 months ago

  bro, humor, media, medication, nice, sarcasm, social, social media, tweet, Tweets

• I’m gonna turn all this pain into something beautiful, like a tweet or a close friends story.

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  2 months ago

  beautiful, beauty, close, close friend story, coping, coping mechanism, creativity, friend, friends, humor, mechanism, media, pain, social, social media, something, story, turn, tweet

• Deleting tweets like a writer who burns his manuscripts.

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  2 months ago

  burn, burn manuscript, creativity, deleting, deleting tweet, humor, manuscript, media, self-editing, social, social media, tweet, Twitter, writer

• I’ve deleted enough tweets to know that I should never get a tattoo.

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  2 months ago

  deleted, enough, humor, i, know, media, never, permanence, regret, self-awareness, should, social, social media, tattoo, tweet, Tweets

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