Funny tweet quotes

Deleting tweets like a writer who burns his manuscripts.

Deleting tweets like a writer who burns his manuscripts.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

I've deleted enough tweets to know that I should never get a tattoo.

I’ve deleted enough tweets to know that I should never get a tattoo.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Can’t wait for when we’re all in our 80’s and still tweeting.

Can’t wait for when we’re all in our 80’s and still tweeting.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Twitter is fun because you can tweet about hashbrowns and someone will say you are responsible for genocide.

Twitter is fun because you can tweet about hashbrowns and someone will say you are responsible for genocide.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

“I read 20 books this year!” That’s nothing. I read 50,000 tweets.

“I read 20 books this year!” That’s nothing. I read 50,000 tweets.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Twitter sucks so much, but randomly there are such funny tweets, so I wait, like a frog, for one delicious fly.

Twitter sucks so much, but randomly there are such funny tweets, so I wait, like a frog, for one delicious fly.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Twitter is great because you can tweet “hi” and someone will tell you you’re wrong.

Twitter is great because you can tweet “hi” and someone will tell you you’re wrong.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

It’s like ten thousand tweets when all you need is a life.

It’s like ten thousand tweets when all you need is a life.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025

Hi. I didn’t mean to “like” your tweet. I was scraping dried jelly off my phone.

Hi. I didn’t mean to “like” your tweet. I was scraping dried jelly off my phone.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025