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18 Funny tweet quotes

Funny tweet quotes 😂 are the perfect way to brighten your feed and spark a smile anytime! Whether you need a quick laugh or a clever punchline, these witty gems 💬 keep the good vibes rolling. Ready to scroll through some hilarious wisdom and quirky observations? Let’s dive into the world of tweet-sized humor that’s sure to make your day a little more awesome! 🎉✨

If I delete a tweet, I should disappear with it.

Posted on1 week ago1 week ago

I poked your tweet with a stick, hoping it would do something.

Posted on4 weeks ago4 weeks ago

Welcome to Twitter, some random, judgmental stranger will be along shortly to complain about your tweets.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

My favorite genre of tweet is conservative guy asking Grok, ‘Is this true?’ and then arguing with it when it doesn’t give him the answer he likes.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

People who get 0-5 likes at max and still tweet all the time… What’s your secret?

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I’m obsessed with adding a second completely unnecessary tweet to all my tweets, like, oh, you thought I was done.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Dating apps are no place for meeting your soulmate. The best way to find your soulmate is to tweet really good.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Nice tweets, bro. What medications are you on?

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I’m gonna turn all this pain into something beautiful, like a tweet or a close friends story.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Deleting tweets like a writer who burns his manuscripts.

Posted onFeb 25, 2025

I’ve deleted enough tweets to know that I should never get a tattoo.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Can’t wait for when we’re all in our 80’s and still tweeting.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Twitter is fun because you can tweet about hashbrowns and someone will say you are responsible for genocide.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

“I read 20 books this year!” That’s nothing. I read 50,000 tweets.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

Twitter sucks so much, but randomly there are such funny tweets, so I wait, like a frog, for one delicious fly.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

Twitter is great because you can tweet “hi” and someone will tell you you’re wrong.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

It’s like ten thousand tweets when all you need is a life.

Posted onJan 20, 2025

Hi. I didn’t mean to “like” your tweet. I was scraping dried jelly off my phone.

Posted onJan 20, 2025

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