12 Funny twist quotes

• Sometimes I wonder if the plot ever gets tired of being twisted.

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  2 weeks ago

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• Some people call me crazy. I prefer the term happy with a twist.

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  2 weeks ago

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• I’m thinking of maybe killing off a few characters in the book I’m writing. That will really spice up my autobiography.

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  2 weeks ago

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• Plot twist: weed is addicted to me.

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  2 weeks ago

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• I need a horror movie where a kidnapper abducts a possessed child and finds out.

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  2 weeks ago

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• I think I’ma end the year with a plot twist, everyone hold on tight.

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  2 weeks ago

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• I wrote a book. It’s a murder mystery. You’re in it but only for the first couple of chapters.

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  2 weeks ago

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• Plot twist: a Mission Impossible movie where the mission is in fact impossible.

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  3 weeks ago

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• Roses are red. Bumble bees buzz. This rhyme doesn’t rhyme. No, wait, yes it does.

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  3 weeks ago

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• They should invent a rom-com where no one has to overhear anything that leads to a huge unnecessary misunderstanding.

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  3 weeks ago

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