Plot twist: weed is addicted to me.

Plot twist: weed is addicted to me.

Commentary:
"Plot twist: weed is addicted to me 🌿😂 Looks like someone's got a green crush! Watch out, folks, the tables have turned! Just call me the forbidden fruit in the garden of ganja 😜🌱 #WeedWhisperer"

I need a horror movie where a kidnapper abducts a possessed child and finds out.

I need a horror movie where a kidnapper abducts a possessed child and finds out.

Commentary:
"Plot twist: the kidnapper ends up seeking an exorcism refund 👻🔪 #PossessionProblems"

I think I'ma end the year with a plot twist, everyone hold on tight.

I think I’ma end the year with a plot twist, everyone hold on tight.

Commentary:
"Watch out world, someone's about to hit us with a plot twist! 🎉 Hold on tight, it's gonna be a rollercoaster ride! 🎢😄 #PlotTwistOfTheYear"

I wrote a book. It's a murder mystery. You're in it but only for the first couple of chapters.

I wrote a book. It’s a murder mystery. You’re in it but only for the first couple of chapters.

Commentary:
"Sounds like a thrilling read! Just like a rollercoaster ride, buckle up for a wild adventure that is sure to leave you hanging 📚🕵️‍♂️ But hey, at least you made a cameo appearance, right? 💁‍♂️😂"

Plot twist: a Mission Impossible movie where the mission is in fact impossible.

Plot twist: a Mission Impossible movie where the mission is in fact impossible.

Commentary:
🕵️‍♂️🎬 "Plot twist: Mission Impossible: Really Really Impossible Edition! Watch as Tom Cruise takes on the ultimate challenge – a mission so impossible, even Ethan Hunt himself is like 'Wait, what?!' 😱 Will he succeed or will he finally meet his match? Coming soon to theaters near you… or maybe not, because, you know, it's impossible." 🤣 #MissionImpLOLs

Roses are red. Bumble bees buzz. This rhyme doesn’t rhyme. No, wait, yes it does.

Roses are red. Bumble bees buzz. This rhyme doesn’t rhyme. No, wait, yes it does.

Commentary:
🌹🐝 Roses are red, bees like to fuss. This rhyme may be wonky, but hey, let's make a fuss! It's a rollercoaster of emotions, a poetic twist you see. Confusion at first, then clarity for thee! 🤔😄

They should invent a rom-com where no one has to overhear anything that leads to a huge unnecessary misunderstanding.

They should invent a rom-com where no one has to overhear anything that leads to a huge unnecessary misunderstanding.

Commentary:
How about a rom-com where characters actually communicate effectively without all the unnecessary eavesdropping and misinterpretation shenanigans? 🙉🚫 Let's call it "Misunderstood-less Love" – where misunderstandings are resolved over coffee instead of dramatic cliffhangers! ☕💌 #ClearCommunicationForTheWin

Plot Twist: Your taxes cheated on you.

Plot Twist: Your taxes cheated on you.

Commentary:
Well, well, well… looks like even taxes can be deceitful! 😱🤑 Who knew that your accountant was working behind your back with numbers from another tax return! Time to audit your relationship with taxes and show them who's the true boss! 💔💸 #TaxDrama #CheatingTaxes

Some people call me crazy. I prefer the term happy with a twist.

Some people call me crazy. I prefer the term happy with a twist.

Commentary:
"Well, who needs normal when you can have happy with a twist? Embrace your unique flavor and let the world wonder how you take your happiness served!"