12 Funny underwear quotes

• You will give your period 50 acres of prime pad, and it will still choose to encroach on your underwear.

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  4 days ago

  50, care, choose, encroachment, give, humor, menstruation, pad, period, personal, personal care, prime, still, underwear

• Did you ever buy a pack of underwear, take them out, and think, wow, these are huge… then try them on, and they fit perfectly?

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  5 days ago

  buy, clothing, ever, experience, fit, fitting, funny observation, huge, humor, observation, pack, perfectly, personal, personal experience, shopping, size, take, think, try, underwear

• I see people my age out there climbing mountains and skydiving, and here I am feeling good about myself because I got my leg through my underwear without losing my balance.

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  6 days ago

  achievement, age, aging, am, balance, climbing, comedy, confidence, daily, daily life, feeling, good, got, here, humor, humor about aging, i, leg, life, life perspective, losing, myself, people, perspective, relatability, self-deprecation, skydiving, through, underwear

• Why would I date a nonchalant man? I like my men how I like my thong.

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  7 days ago

  attitude, confidence, date, dating, fashion, flirtation, humor, i, joke, man, men, nonchalant, underwear, why

• Passwords are like underwear: You shouldn’t leave them out where people can see them, you should change them regularly, and you shouldn’t loan them out to strangers.

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  1 week ago

  change, humor, leave, password, people, personal, privacy, security, strangers, underwear

• Sundries sounds like something grandma would call scandalous underwear.

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  1 week ago

  call, family, grandma, humor, perception, scandalous, sundry, underwear

• Of all her outfits, my shirt and no underwear will always be my favorite.

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  1 week ago

  always, casual, fashion, favorite, humor, outfit, outfits, relationship, shirt, underwear

• Roses are red. Daisies are white. I’m in a grumpy mood. My underwear is too tight.

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  2 weeks ago

  daisy, feelings, grumpy, humor, mood, poetry, red, roses, roses are red, tight, too, underwear, white

• Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off.

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  3 weeks ago

  humor, knowledge, lesson, life, life lesson, modesty, show, show off, underwear, useful, wisdom

• I need the youth to start reading. Even if it’s the tag on your underwear. Read it.

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  3 weeks ago

  education, even, humor, i, need, read, reading, start, tag, underwear, youth

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