12 funny underwear quotes - Wordgag

You will give your period 50 acres of prime pad, and it will still choose to encroach on your underwear.

May 29, 2026

Did you ever buy a pack of underwear, take them out, and think, wow, these are huge… then try them on, and they fit perfectly?

May 28, 2026

I see people my age out there climbing mountains and skydiving, and here I am feeling good about myself because I got my leg through my underwear without losing my balance.

May 27, 2026

Why would I date a nonchalant man? I like my men how I like my thong.

May 26, 2026

Passwords are like underwear: You shouldn’t leave them out where people can see them, you should change them regularly, and you shouldn’t loan them out to strangers.

May 26, 2026

Sundries sounds like something grandma would call scandalous underwear.

May 25, 2026

Of all her outfits, my shirt and no underwear will always be my favorite.

May 24, 2026

Roses are red. Daisies are white. I’m in a grumpy mood. My underwear is too tight.

May 22, 2026

Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off.

May 20, 2026

I need the youth to start reading. Even if it’s the tag on your underwear. Read it.

May 20, 2026

I love putting on warm underwear fresh out of the dryer. Plus, it’s fun to look around the laundromat and guess who they belong to.

May 19, 2026

The hottest I ever look is when I’m brushing my teeth in my underwear, but it’s very much a ‘tree falls in the woods’ situation.

May 19, 2026