Funny underwear quotes

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: I see people my age out there climbing mountains and skydiving, and here I am feeling good about myself because I got my leg through my underwear without losing my balance.

  Commentary:
  "Life goals: conquer the art of standing on one leg without turning it into an accidental yoga session! 🧘‍♂️🤣🩲"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Why would I date a nonchalant man? I like my men how I like my thong.

  Commentary:
  Looks like she knows exactly what she wants—comfortable, confident, and with a little bit of sass! 😏🍑💁‍♀️ Guess if your man isn't giving you that laid-back vibe with a dash of spunk, he might not be the right fit. After all, a thong's got to stay snug and show some personality! 😂✨

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Passwords are like underwear: You shouldn’t leave them out where people can see them, you should change them regularly, and you shouldn’t loan them out to strangers.

  Commentary:
  “Passwords are like underwear: Keep them hidden, refresh them often, and definitely don’t be handing them out to random passersby! 🙈🔒 #PasswordProtection101″

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Sundries sounds like something grandma would call scandalous underwear.

  Commentary:
  "Ah yes, sundries – Grandma's code word for scandalous unmentionables 😏👵💋 Who knew shopping for everyday items could be so risqué? Keep your secrets hidden in the sundry section, folks! 🤫👙 #GrandmaKnowsBest"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Of all her outfits, my shirt and no underwear will always be my favorite.

  Commentary:
  "Seems like a winning combination! 🤭 Who needs a wardrobe malfunction when you've got that kind of confidence? 😂 Keep rockin' that stylish 'less is more' look, my friend! 👕🚫🩲"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Roses are red. Daisies are white. I’m in a grumpy mood. My underwear is too tight.

  Commentary:
  "Roses are red, daisies are white, and apparently, there's an underwear fight! 😂 Someone get this person a comfy pair, pronto! 🌹🌼 #underweartroubles"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off.

  Commentary:
  "Knowledge is like underwear – it's best kept close, appreciated for its value, and not required to be flaunted in public! 🧠🩲 #SmartandClassy"

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