11 Funny underwear quotes — Wordgag ツ

Did you ever buy a pack of underwear, take them out, and think, wow, these are huge… then try them on, and they fit perfectly?

2 weeks ago

I see people my age out there climbing mountains and skydiving, and here I am feeling good about myself because I got my leg through my underwear without losing my balance.

2 weeks ago

Why would I date a nonchalant man? I like my men how I like my thong.

2 weeks ago

Passwords are like underwear: You shouldn’t leave them out where people can see them, you should change them regularly, and you shouldn’t loan them out to strangers.

2 weeks ago

Sundries sounds like something grandma would call scandalous underwear.

2 weeks ago

Of all her outfits, my shirt and no underwear will always be my favorite.

2 weeks ago

Roses are red. Daisies are white. I’m in a grumpy mood. My underwear is too tight.

3 weeks ago

Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off.

4 weeks ago

I need the youth to start reading. Even if it’s the tag on your underwear. Read it.

1 month ago1 month ago

I love putting on warm underwear fresh out of the dryer. Plus, it’s fun to look around the laundromat and guess who they belong to.

3 months ago3 months ago

The hottest I ever look is when I’m brushing my teeth in my underwear, but it’s very much a ‘tree falls in the woods’ situation.

4 months ago4 months ago