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My kids wanted a spooky story from the olden days so I told them the internet used to scream when you turned it on.

3 months ago

Experience is what you get when you don’t get what you wanted.

3 months ago

I didn’t buy that thing I wanted but didn’t need, so I celebrated by buying a different thing I wanted but didn’t need.

3 months ago

The last time I said I wanted to try missionary, she sent me to a remote village in Africa.

3 months ago

I was going to learn to play the violin, but it was too much of a commitment. I wanted something with no strings attached.

3 months ago

That awesome moment when you open the fridge and the first thing you see is the thing you wanted to eat.

3 months ago

When I was a kid I would say I’m whatever age and a half because I wanted to be older. Now I say I turned 40 a few years ago.

3 months ago

I just want what every middle-aged person wants: to remember what it was that I wanted.

3 months ago

You’d seriously think I was wanted for murder by the way I react when someone knocks on the door.

3 months ago

When I was growing up I always wanted to be someone. Now I realize I should have been more specific.

3 months ago

As someone who lives on earth, rising sea levels are alarming. But as someone who has always wanted to be a mermaid, I’m intrigued.

3 months ago

I’m not a fan of camping, if I wanted to sleep outside I wouldn’t pay my mortgage.

3 months ago

Yesterday I really wanted tacos and now I’m eating tacos. Follow your dreams!

3 months ago

I used to be able to eat whatever I wanted without gaining weight. Now I pick up a fork and gain seven pounds.

3 months ago