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Funny weekend quotes

May 6
Share →: Never cry at the weekend. Cry at work, at least then you’ll get paid for it.
Nov 11
Share →: The first 120 hours after the weekend are always the worst.
Oct 17
Share →: I’d be really slim if it wasn’t for birthdays, anniversaries, Easter, Christmas, Mother’s Day, weekends and me.
Oct 9
Share →: If you did the weekend right, your coffee needs coffee today.
Oct 2
Share →: Every weekend has two days: Saturday and It’s Monday Tomorrow.
Sep 22
Share →: An agenda reveal party, where I surprise everyone with all the things I hope to accomplish this weekend.
Sep 22
Share →: Sorry, I don’t think I can hang out this weekend, my 4-year-old is still telling a joke.
Sep 22
Share →: Parenting is cheering on your kid’s winning softball team all weekend and then cheering on the Sunday rain for cancelling the rest of the games.
Sep 22
Share →: The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest.
Sep 22
Share →: My mom and all her opinions are visiting this weekend.