Funny quotes weekend

56 Funny weekend quotes

Funny weekend quotes capture the joy and humor of our favorite two days of the week! 🗓️😂 From playful takes on relaxation and adventures to witty observations about the weekend’s quirks, these quotes celebrate the lighter side of our time off. Enjoy a laugh and make the most of your weekend! 😄🎉

Sick and tired of these 30 mins weekends.

2 weeks ago

My Saturday was going pretty well until I realized it was Sunday.

3 weeks ago

I feel like waking up early on the weekend is so disrespectful.

1 month ago

Finally it’s Friday and I can go out. I’m putting the garbage out and I’ll be right back.

1 month ago

Nothing messes up your Friday like realizing it’s only Thursday.

1 month ago

My Saturday was going really well, until I realized it’s Sunday!

1 month ago

Don’t worry, better days are coming. They are called Friday, Saturday and Sunday.

1 month ago

My life is a constant cycle of waiting for the weekend.

1 month ago

Can we start the weekend again? I wasn’t ready.

1 month ago

These weekends are starting to feel as long as a lunch break.

1 month ago

They should invent weekends that are long-lasting.

1 month ago

I’m begging for a day to be added in between Saturday and Sunday.

1 month ago

Weekends are getting shorter and shorter. You blink and it’s already Sunday 5pm.

1 month ago

Sorry, I can’t hang out tomorrow. I hung out with people a week ago and I’m still recovering from that.

2 months ago

THRILLED to announce I did an Ironman this weekend! Attended 3 social gatherings in 3 days.

2 months ago

Petition to make weekends longer. Two days isn’t enough.

2 months ago

Maybe if we sit extremely still, Monday won’t be able to see us.

3 months ago

My burning question is who thought a two day weekend would suffice the human body.

3 months ago

None of this matters and we are all going to die. Have a great weekend!

3 months ago

Weekends are a scam, you spend one day exhausted and the other day anxious. Like, what the hell was that?

3 months ago