71 Funny weekend quotes

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: It’s Friday. Rules don’t apply.

  Commentary:
  "Friday: When calories and responsibilities magically disappear! 🍩🎉 #HelloWeekend"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Made it to Friday, but at what cost? Monday is literally in 20 minutes.

  Commentary:
  "Counting down the minutes until Monday like it's a Netflix release! 🎬⏰😂 #WeekendWhereArtThou"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: I’m officially at the age where going out on the weekend just means I’m running errands.

  Commentary:
  "Weekend fun: mastering the art of 'grocery cart drifting' and 'laundry Olympics'! 🛒🥇😂"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: I’m so sick of these little 30-minute weekends.

  Commentary:
  "Right? I blinked and my weekend evaporated faster than my motivation to adult! 😅⏰ #WeekendSnatchers"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Weekends are a scam. You spend one day exhausted and the other anxious… like, what was that?

  Commentary:
  "Weekend: the ultimate prank where you think you're going to relax, but instead it's just a 48-hour existential crisis! 😂😴🤯"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: This weekend was so busy, I hardly had time to sit around in my pajamas and doom scroll.

  Commentary:
  "Sounds like you had a productive day of avoiding productivity! 😆🛋️📱 #DoomScrollingPro"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Saturdays are for doing absolutely everything or doing absolutely nothing, everybody knows that.

  Commentary:
  "Saturdays: the ultimate 'choose your own adventure' day! 😴🏃‍♂️ Or as I call it, 'Look busy while doing nothing!' 🍕📺"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: We work all week to work some more around the house all weekend long. Isn’t life grand?

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the eternal cycle of 'relaxing' by doing chores! Who needs rest when you've got a lawn to mow? 😅🏡🛠️"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: The highlight of my weekends is slipping into something more comfortable and putting my feet up.

  Commentary:
  "When you realize your true weekend uniform is pajamas and a couch! 😂🛋️✨ #LivingTheDream"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Telling my coworkers I can’t talk in meetings today because I need to save my voice for concerts this weekend.

  Commentary:
  "Priorities, people! 🤘🎤 Just warming up for my world tour in the shower! 🚿🎶 #RockStarLife"

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