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107 Funny weekend quotes

Funny weekend quotes capture the joy and humor of our favorite two days of the week! ๐Ÿ—“๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚ From playful takes on relaxation and adventures to witty observations about the weekendโ€™s quirks, these quotes celebrate the lighter side of our time off. Enjoy a laugh and make the most of your weekend! ๐Ÿ˜„๐ŸŽ‰

Someone needs to press pause on this weekend.

Posted on5 days ago5 days ago

Weekends now feel like short commercial breaks in a stressful movie.

Posted on1 week ago1 week ago

Nothing ruins your weekend faster than remembering Monday is lurking in the shadows.

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

โ€œYouโ€™re not allowed to be grumpy on a Friday, itโ€™s in the fine print somewhere.โ€

Posted on4 weeks ago4 weeks ago

Itโ€™s the weekend, so naturally, Iโ€™m going to spend 48 hours doing nothing, and still be exhausted.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

I’m done wasting money this summer, unless you guys want to do something this weekend.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Itโ€™s not a Sunday unless you completely waste it and then feel sad around 8 p.m.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Sorry, I can’t go out this weekend. I went out last weekend, and Iโ€™m still recovering from that.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Have a good weekend, unless you have other plans.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Sunday should be 48 hours instead of 24 hours, I need more time to be ready for Monday.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Not to upset anyone, but Monday is waiting outside.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Saturday Night Fever, but itโ€™s just me yelling, โ€œFive, six, seven, eight!โ€ while my cat lies down and refuses to participate.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

No, I am not refreshed from my long weekend. I was reminded that I am not meant to work, but I am trapped in The Machine.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Itโ€™s never too early to be sad about having to work the next day.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Whatever happened calorically this weekend can never happen again.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Sundays are weird. You want to relax, but your brainโ€™s like, โ€œShouldnโ€™t you be panicking about something?โ€

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Why does the weekend always feel like it lasts five minutes?

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I need to go back to Friday. I want to do my weekend differently.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Sometimes all you need is a Saturday to sleep, eat, and do absolutely nothing else all day.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I wait all week for the weekend just to aggressively do nothing in five different outfits.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

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