Funny Weekend Quotes That Will Have You Laughing All the Way to Monday! 😎😂

Back to work after the long holiday weekend, so you’re finally away from the relatives you don’t like, and back with the co-workers you don’t like.

3 months ago3 months ago

How my weekend was? Light, dark, light, dark, Monday.

4 months ago3 months ago

Look, a three-day weekend is all I ask. The rest can be four-day weekends.

4 months ago3 months ago

If you gain 4 pounds in one weekend, that just means you’re an overachiever.

4 months ago3 months ago

My wife is pretty excited about going away this weekend so I’m not sure she knows I’m coming with her.

4 months ago3 months ago

The first five days after the weekend are the worst.

5 months ago3 months ago

Don’t tell me about your wild weekend. My TV remote died and I switched the batteries around, and now it’s working.

Jun 17, 20243 months ago

I did a little research on why weekends are only two days long and it turns out people made that up. WTF, people?

Jun 16, 20243 months ago

I signed up to the gym a few months ago and still don’t see any results. I’ll go by there this weekend and ask what’s going on.

May 26, 20243 months ago

Never cry at the weekend. Cry at work, at least then you’ll get paid for it.

May 6, 20243 months ago

The first 120 hours after the weekend are always the worst.

Nov 11, 2023Nov 11, 2023

I’d be really slim if it wasn’t for birthdays, anniversaries, Easter, Christmas, Mother’s Day, weekends and me.

Oct 17, 20233 months ago

If you did the weekend right, your coffee needs coffee today.

Oct 9, 2023Oct 9, 2023

Every weekend has two days: Saturday and It’s Monday Tomorrow.

Oct 2, 20233 months ago

An agenda reveal party, where I surprise everyone with all the things I hope to accomplish this weekend.

Sep 22, 2023May 9, 2024

Sorry, I don’t think I can hang out this weekend, my 4-year-old is still telling a joke.

Sep 22, 2023Oct 9, 2023

Parenting is cheering on your kid’s winning softball team all weekend and then cheering on the Sunday rain for cancelling the rest of the games.

Sep 22, 2023Oct 9, 2023

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest.

Sep 22, 2023Oct 9, 2023

My mom and all her opinions are visiting this weekend.

Sep 22, 2023May 6, 2024

I feel like waking up early on the weekend is so disrespectful.

Sep 22, 2023Oct 9, 2023

My life is a constant cycle of waiting for the weekend.

Sep 22, 2023Oct 9, 2023

Can we start the weekend again? I wasn’t ready.

Sep 22, 2023Oct 9, 2023

These weekends are starting to feel as long as a lunch break.

Sep 22, 2023Oct 9, 2023