Funny quotes weekend

55 Funny weekend quotes

Funny weekend quotes capture the joy and humor of our favorite two days of the week! 🗓️😂 From playful takes on relaxation and adventures to witty observations about the weekend’s quirks, these quotes celebrate the lighter side of our time off. Enjoy a laugh and make the most of your weekend! 😄🎉

My Saturday was going pretty well until I realized it was Sunday.

Funny Quotes Mar 31, 2025

I feel like waking up early on the weekend is so disrespectful.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Finally it’s Friday and I can go out. I’m putting the garbage out and I’ll be right back.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Nothing messes up your Friday like realizing it’s only Thursday.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

My Saturday was going really well, until I realized it’s Sunday!

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Don’t worry, better days are coming. They are called Friday, Saturday and Sunday.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

My life is a constant cycle of waiting for the weekend.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Can we start the weekend again? I wasn’t ready.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

These weekends are starting to feel as long as a lunch break.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

They should invent weekends that are long-lasting.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

I’m begging for a day to be added in between Saturday and Sunday.

Funny Quotes Mar 11, 2025

Weekends are getting shorter and shorter. You blink and it’s already Sunday 5pm.

Funny Quotes Mar 11, 2025

Sorry, I can’t hang out tomorrow. I hung out with people a week ago and I’m still recovering from that.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

THRILLED to announce I did an Ironman this weekend! Attended 3 social gatherings in 3 days.

Funny Quotes Feb 13, 2025

Petition to make weekends longer. Two days isn’t enough.

Funny Quotes Feb 11, 2025

Maybe if we sit extremely still, Monday won’t be able to see us.

Funny Quotes Feb 4, 2025

My burning question is who thought a two day weekend would suffice the human body.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

None of this matters and we are all going to die. Have a great weekend!

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Weekends are a scam, you spend one day exhausted and the other day anxious. Like, what the hell was that?

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

When they ask “how was your weekend?” answer “better than yours” and maintain eye contact.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

The first 7 days of the week aren’t for me.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

5pm on a Friday: call me a McDonald’s ice-cream machine because I’m not working.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

If we all club together we could raise enough money to buy Monday and have it destroyed.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Hello taxi, off to Friday please. Money doesn’t matter!

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Why is Saturday over in 7 minutes and Sunday in 4 minutes, but Monday is 84 months long?

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025