Funny weekend quotes

Funny weekend quotes capture the joy and humor of our favorite two days of the week! 🗓️😂 From playful takes on relaxation and adventures to witty observations about the weekend’s quirks, these quotes celebrate the lighter side of our time off. Enjoy a laugh and make the most of your weekend! 😄🎉

Back to work after the long holiday weekend, so you’re finally away from the relatives you don’t like, and back with the co-workers you don’t like.

Funny Quotes September 9, 2024

How my weekend was? Light, dark, light, dark, Monday.

Funny Quotes August 29, 2024

Look, a three-day weekend is all I ask. The rest can be four-day weekends.

Funny Quotes August 27, 2024

If you gain 4 pounds in one weekend, that just means you’re an overachiever.

Funny Quotes August 21, 2024

My wife is pretty excited about going away this weekend so I’m not sure she knows I’m coming with her.

Funny Quotes August 9, 2024

The first five days after the weekend are the worst.

Funny Quotes August 3, 2024

Don’t tell me about your wild weekend. My TV remote died and I switched the batteries around, and now it’s working.

Funny Quotes June 17, 2024

I did a little research on why weekends are only two days long and it turns out people made that up. WTF, people?

Funny Quotes June 16, 2024

I signed up to the gym a few months ago and still don’t see any results. I’ll go by there this weekend and ask what’s going on.

Funny Quotes May 26, 2024

Never cry at the weekend. Cry at work, at least then you’ll get paid for it.

Funny Quotes May 6, 2024

The first 120 hours after the weekend are always the worst.

Funny Quotes November 11, 2023

I’d be really slim if it wasn’t for birthdays, anniversaries, Easter, Christmas, Mother’s Day, weekends and me.

Funny Quotes October 17, 2023

If you did the weekend right, your coffee needs coffee today.

Funny Quotes October 9, 2023

Every weekend has two days: Saturday and It’s Monday Tomorrow.

Funny Quotes October 2, 2023

An agenda reveal party, where I surprise everyone with all the things I hope to accomplish this weekend.

Funny Quotes September 22, 2023

Sorry, I don’t think I can hang out this weekend, my 4-year-old is still telling a joke.

Funny Quotes September 22, 2023

Parenting is cheering on your kid’s winning softball team all weekend and then cheering on the Sunday rain for cancelling the rest of the games.

Funny Quotes September 22, 2023

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest.

Funny Quotes September 22, 2023

My mom and all her opinions are visiting this weekend.

Funny Quotes September 22, 2023

I feel like waking up early on the weekend is so disrespectful.

Funny Quotes September 22, 2023