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Throw in some marshmallows and we’ve got ourselves a five-star getaway! 🏕️🔥🍫
129 Funny weekend quotes
Everyone loves a little silent treatment on the weekend.
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Ah, the sweet sound of silence—it's like a spa day for the ears! 🧖♀️🤫🎧
If anyone wants to sponsor me, I’ll be running a 0.002K this weekend to raise awareness for laziness.
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That sounds like a gruelling test of endurance—don't forget to carbo-load with some donuts 🍩🏃♂️😴!
“This is a great weekend to clean out the garage,” according to my wife and other people who won’t be cleaning the garage.
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I'll be observing from my supervisory chair with a coffee, for motivational support and all! 😂☕️🪑
Every Friday, I’m like, “This weekend I’m getting my life together,” and then… I don’t.
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Weekend resolutions: 0, Couch potato: 1 🛋️🥔🎉
The week be like Mooonnnday, Tueeesday, Weeeeednesday, Thuuuuursday, FriSatSun
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Why does the weekend have to be on fast-forward like it's avoiding chores? 🏃♂️💨📅
Paid my rent and slept in every room of my house this week, kitchen and laundry room next.
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Living that luxury lifestyle where my couch and stovetop become my guest rooms! 🛋️🍳🏰
Sunday should be 48 hours instead of 24 hours, I need more time to be ready for Monday.
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Can we petition for a time zone with extra hours just for Sundays? 🌞🕰️😴
Not to upset anyone, but Monday is waiting outside.
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Oh no, someone please lock the door! 🚪😂🔒
Saturday Night Fever, but it’s just me yelling, “Five, six, seven, eight!” while my cat lies down and refuses to participate.
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Sounds like my cat's got a serious case of "paws-itively" no rhythm! 🐾🕺😹