73 Funny winter quotes

• It’s so cold, I’m using Chrome instead of Firefox to read the news on my phone, because I need the ads to warm up my phone and hands.

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  6 days ago

  ad, ads, Chrome, cold, firefox, hands, humor, i, need, news, phone, read, technology, using, warm, warmth, winter

• Haven’t seen a single bikini photoshoot in the snow this year; the girls are tired.

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  3 weeks ago

  bikini, cold, cold weather, fashion, girl, girls, humor, photoshoot, seen, single, snow, tired, weather, winter, year

• Polish girls are just winter Latinas.

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  3 weeks ago

  comparison, ethnicity, girl, girls, humor, just, latina, polish, Polish girl, winter

• We’re in the middle of a snowstorm with no cake in the house. I never expected to perish like this.

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  1 month ago

  cake, exaggeration, food, food shortage, house, humor, i, middle, never, perish, shortage, situation, snowstorm, survival, unexpected, unexpected situation, winter

• Winter hack: Avoid the cold by never leaving your house.

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  1 month ago

  avoid, cold, hack, house, leaving, never, staying, staying in, winter

• I’m at the age where I see a huge, beautiful mansion in a movie and think, “How much does it cost to heat that house in the winter?”

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  2 months ago

  age, beautiful, cost, heat, heating, house, huge, i, mansion, movie, much, think, where, winter

• Winter is actually awesome because if you put on a couple of movies at 5 p.m., it’s already pitch black and the evening is super long, so it feels like you’re staying up til 2 a.m., but in reality, it’s only 11 p.m. 10/10!

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  2 months ago

  2, 5, actually, am, awesome, bedtime, black, couple, cozy, evening, feels, humor, movie, night, only, perception, pitch, put, reality, staying, super, time, time perception, winter

• If we start flirting now, we could be in matching pajamas on a Christmas card before the holidays.

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  2 months ago

  before, card, Christmas, Christmas card, couple, flirting, gift, gift idea, holiday, holidays, humor, idea, matching, pajama, pajamas, relationship, romantic, start, winter

• FOMO is a summer thing. Winter is all about FOGO (fear of going out).

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  2 months ago

  anxiety, fear, FOGO, FOMO, going, going out, humor, season, social, social anxiety, summer, thing, winter

• It’s easy to keep me happy: feed me sunshine in summer — and keep me warm in winter.

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  2 months ago

  comfort, easy, feed, happiness, happy, keep, me, mood, summer, sunshine, warm, warmth, weather, winter

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