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58 Funny winter quotes

Funny winter quotes add a humorous touch to the chilly season! ❄️😂 From witty remarks about snow days to playful observations on winter weather, these quotes capture the lighter side of braving the cold. Enjoy a laugh and warm up with some frosty fun this winter! 😄⛄

2 weeks ago
View →: Of course, my summer body is ready; it’s the same as my winter body but sweatier.
3 months ago
View →: New challenge called “don’t say ‘wow it’s already dark by five these days’ for the rest of winter”
4 months ago
View →: It’s like winter is mad and keeps storming out, then coming back yelling ‘and another thing!’
4 months ago
View →: It’s so cold that men who wear shorts outside in the winter are wearing TWO pairs of shorts.
4 months ago
View →: Nobody told me that it takes 1-2 business days to put a snow outfit on a toddler.
4 months ago
View →: January is the Monday of the year.
5 months ago
View →: I’d like to have a word with the groundhog before he starts working this year.
5 months ago
View →: It’s cold and dark outside, made me think of you.
5 months ago
View →: Driving behind a salt truck on a snowy day is a Midwest police escort.
5 months ago
View →: The winter months remind me that it is crucial to find someone that you’re thermostatically compatible with.
5 months ago
View →: The best thing about driving in the snow is staying home.
5 months ago
View →: Mario Kart turned out to be the best training for winter driving.
5 months ago
View →: They should invent a January that doesn’t drain your will to live.
5 months ago
View →: “Winter is literally the best season.” Okay, husky, go sit outside then.
5 months ago
View →: During winter, it’s either lazy starvation or eight thousand calories in one sitting.
5 months ago
View →: You aren’t from the Midwest unless you can spin out in the snow, regain control and keep driving like nothing happened.
5 months ago
View →: Seriously? I came out of hibernation for this?
5 months ago
View →: January feels like a schizophrenic episode.
5 months ago
View →: Sledding is the best! (until you have to walk back up the hill)
5 months ago
View →: It’s so cold outside I saw a gangster pull his pants up and walk stiffly.
5 months ago
View →: Hate it when I pull out a winter coat and there’s no money stashed in it.
5 months ago
View →: Human hibernation should be a thing.
5 months ago
View →: Building a snowman so I can punch it in the face.
5 months ago
View →: In honor of the winter solstice, I also will be cold, distant and filled with darkness.
5 months ago
View →: Іf Empire Strikes Back isn’t a Christmas movie, then why is there so much snow in it?
5 months ago
View →: I think humans are meant to lay in bed with the love of their life all winter.
5 months ago
View →: December you will be good to me (threateningly).
5 months ago
View →: Polar bears drinking Coca Cola is my favorite holiday vibe.
5 months ago
View →: I think during winter we should also get to work less hours in a day, just like the sun.
5 months ago
View →: I like winter because I fundamentally understand I deserve to suffer.

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