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60 Funny winter quotes

Funny winter quotes add a humorous touch to the chilly season! ❄️😂 From witty remarks about snow days to playful observations on winter weather, these quotes capture the lighter side of braving the cold. Enjoy a laugh and warm up with some frosty fun this winter! 😄⛄

It’s easy to keep me happy: feed me sunshine in summer — and keep me warm in winter.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

My summer body is just my winter body with better lighting.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Of course, my summer body is ready; it’s the same as my winter body but sweatier.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

New challenge called “don’t say ‘wow it’s already dark by five these days’ for the rest of winter”

Posted onMar 17, 2025

It’s like winter is mad and keeps storming out, then coming back yelling ‘and another thing!’

Posted onFeb 17, 2025Feb 17, 2025

It’s so cold that men who wear shorts outside in the winter are wearing TWO pairs of shorts.

Posted onFeb 3, 2025Feb 3, 2025

Nobody told me that it takes 1-2 business days to put a snow outfit on a toddler.

Posted onFeb 3, 2025Feb 3, 2025

January is the Monday of the year.

Posted onFeb 3, 2025Feb 3, 2025

I’d like to have a word with the groundhog before he starts working this year.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

It’s cold and dark outside, made me think of you.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Driving behind a salt truck on a snowy day is a Midwest police escort.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

The winter months remind me that it is crucial to find someone that you’re thermostatically compatible with.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

The best thing about driving in the snow is staying home.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Mario Kart turned out to be the best training for winter driving.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

They should invent a January that doesn’t drain your will to live.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

“Winter is literally the best season.” Okay, husky, go sit outside then.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

During winter, it’s either lazy starvation or eight thousand calories in one sitting.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

You aren’t from the Midwest unless you can spin out in the snow, regain control and keep driving like nothing happened.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Seriously? I came out of hibernation for this?

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

January feels like a schizophrenic episode.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

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