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57 Funny winter quotes

Funny winter quotes add a humorous touch to the chilly season! From witty remarks about snow days to playful observations on winter weather, these quotes capture the lighter side of braving the cold. Enjoy a laugh and warm up with some frosty fun this winter!

New challenge called “don’t say ‘wow it’s already dark by five these days’ for the rest of winter”

3 weeks ago

It’s like winter is mad and keeps storming out, then coming back yelling ‘and another thing!’

2 months ago

It’s so cold that men who wear shorts outside in the winter are wearing TWO pairs of shorts.

2 months ago

Nobody told me that it takes 1-2 business days to put a snow outfit on a toddler.

2 months ago

January is the Monday of the year.

2 months ago

I’d like to have a word with the groundhog before he starts working this year.

2 months ago

It’s cold and dark outside, made me think of you.

2 months ago

Driving behind a salt truck on a snowy day is a Midwest police escort.

2 months ago

The winter months remind me that it is crucial to find someone that you’re thermostatically compatible with.

2 months ago

The best thing about driving in the snow is staying home.

2 months ago

Mario Kart turned out to be the best training for winter driving.

2 months ago

They should invent a January that doesn’t drain your will to live.

2 months ago

“Winter is literally the best season.” Okay, husky, go sit outside then.

2 months ago

During winter, it’s either lazy starvation or eight thousand calories in one sitting.

2 months ago

You aren’t from the Midwest unless you can spin out in the snow, regain control and keep driving like nothing happened.

2 months ago

Seriously? I came out of hibernation for this?

2 months ago

January feels like a schizophrenic episode.

2 months ago

Sledding is the best! (until you have to walk back up the hill)

2 months ago

It’s so cold outside I saw a gangster pull his pants up and walk stiffly.

2 months ago

Hate it when I pull out a winter coat and there’s no money stashed in it.

2 months ago

Human hibernation should be a thing.

2 months ago

Building a snowman so I can punch it in the face.

2 months ago

In honor of the winter solstice, I also will be cold, distant and filled with darkness.

2 months ago

Іf Empire Strikes Back isn’t a Christmas movie, then why is there so much snow in it?

2 months ago

I think humans are meant to lay in bed with the love of their life all winter.

2 months ago

December you will be good to me (threateningly).

2 months ago

Polar bears drinking Coca Cola is my favorite holiday vibe.

2 months ago

I think during winter we should also get to work less hours in a day, just like the sun.

2 months ago

I like winter because I fundamentally understand I deserve to suffer.

2 months ago

When you’re a snowman, everything smells like a carrot.

2 months ago