Funny winter quotes

Funny winter quotes add a humorous touch to the chilly season! ❄️😂 From witty remarks about snow days to playful observations on winter weather, these quotes capture the lighter side of braving the cold. Enjoy a laugh and warm up with some frosty fun this winter! 😄⛄

Autumn and winter are coming. The time when I make myself tea and always forget that I’ve made myself tea.

Funny Quotes September 10, 2024

I really love how squirrels get extra chubby heading into winter mostly because it’s super relatable.

Funny Quotes September 9, 2024

After having received my free sample of winter, I would like to cancel my subscription please.

Funny Quotes August 22, 2024

Sex in the snow is wintercourse.

Funny Quotes August 12, 2024

Finally my winter fat has gone. I now have spring rolls.

Funny Quotes August 12, 2024

Can hardly wait until my winter fat turns into spring rolls.

Funny Quotes August 9, 2024

Summer is the time when it’s too hot to do what it was too cold to do in winter.

Funny Quotes July 30, 2024

We used to have “spring, summer, fall, winter”. Today we have “drama, drama, drama, drama”.

Funny Quotes June 19, 2024

Going from summer clothes to winter clothes: “Okay!” Going from winter clothes to summer clothes: “I AM NOT READY!”

Funny Quotes May 10, 2024

The nice thing about wintertime is that it’s darker for longer, so you see a lot less people.

Funny Quotes November 2, 2023

Winter. You get up, drink coffee and then it gets dark.

Funny Quotes October 20, 2023

The season is back when women are 80% scarf.

Funny Quotes October 18, 2023

Being lazy has its advantages. I still have most of my winter fat from last year.

Funny Quotes October 12, 2023

New challenge called “don’t say ‘wow it’s already dark by five these days’ for the rest of winter”

Funny Quotes September 22, 2023