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57 Funny winter quotes

Funny winter quotes add a humorous touch to the chilly season! ❄️😂 From witty remarks about snow days to playful observations on winter weather, these quotes capture the lighter side of braving the cold. Enjoy a laugh and warm up with some frosty fun this winter! 😄⛄

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  • New challenge called “don’t say ‘wow it’s already dark by five these days’ for the rest of winter”

    Commentary:
    “Ah, the classic battle against the inevitable darkness creeping in early. It’s like trying to resist hitting the snooze button on a Monday morning – a challenge that tests our willpower and self-restraint. Let’s see who emerges victorious in this epic struggle of seasonal observation!”

  • It’s like winter is mad and keeps storming out, then coming back yelling ‘and another thing!’

    Commentary:
    Winter seems to have a lot on its mind, like a dramatic houseguest who just can’t seem to make up its mind! 🤣❄️ Don’t worry, Winter, we’re all ears for your next rant!

  • It’s so cold that men who wear shorts outside in the winter are wearing TWO pairs of shorts.

    Commentary:
    “Baby, it’s cold outside! 🥶 Either these guys have some serious dedication to shorts or they’re just doubling up for that extra warmth! 🩳🩳 Who needs pants when you’ve got that icy chill to keep you company, am I right? 😂❄️”

  • Nobody told me that it takes 1-2 business days to put a snow outfit on a toddler.

    Commentary:
    “Who knew dressing a toddler for the snow was a part-time job with its own delivery schedule? ⏳❄️ Just add it to the list of ‘skills required for parenting’ along with negotiation tactics and advanced snack hiding techniques! 😂👶 #ToddlerSnowFashionista”

  • January is the Monday of the year.

    Commentary:
    “Ah, January – the month that feels like a never-ending Monday, complete with the Monday blues and a side of icy winds! ❄️ But hey, at least we can dream of warmer days and the weekends ahead! 😅☕️”

  • I’d like to have a word with the groundhog before he starts working this year.

    Commentary:
    “Someone needs to remind that sneaky groundhog that we don’t appreciate surprises in the weather forecast! 🙅‍♂️☀️🌧️ Better start negotiating now before we all end up in a loop of more winter mischief!”

  • It’s cold and dark outside, made me think of you.

    Commentary:
    Ah, so you’re saying my icy heart and mysterious aura remind you of the chilly winter nights? ❄️🌚 Well, I must say, I have been told that I have a captivating darkness about me! 😂

  • Driving behind a salt truck on a snowy day is a Midwest police escort.

    Commentary:
    “Following a salt truck in the snow: When you’ve got your very own salty entourage clearing the way for your grand entrance! 🚔❄️ #MidwestVibes”

  • The winter months remind me that it is crucial to find someone that you’re thermostatically compatible with.

    Commentary:
    “Who knew finding love could be just a matter of adjusting the thermostat? 🌡️❤️ Stay warm and cozy with the one who shares your ideal temperature settings – it’s a match made in heating heaven! 🔥😄”

  • The best thing about driving in the snow is staying home.

    Commentary:
    “Who needs a winter wonderland when you can have a cozy blanket fort and a warm cup of cocoa instead? ☃️❄️ Stay safe and snuggled up this season, folks! 🚗🏠”

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