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A true friend is someone who thinks you’re a good egg, even though they know you’re slightly cracked.

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Trying to be cute today but my face isn’t cooperating.

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Haircuts should be covered by healthcare.

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Never forget that your fave celebs were trying to sell you cartoon monkey pictures during a pandemic.

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I can sing all the words to the intro song of DuckTales, what’s your flex?

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Fun fact: The US was originally not meant to be a reality TV show.

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My favorite yoga pose is the one where you eat a sandwich.

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I have nothing in common with people who “forget to eat”.

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I never oversleep in the mornings. I set an alarm and a back-up alarm. Plus, there’s also a noisy kid once those fail.

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I’ll be honest. I can’t solve your problems. What I can do is create new, bigger problems that will make your current problems seem quaint by comparison.

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Diet tip: Your pants can’t get too tight if you never wear any.

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When I tell you “I’m open to feedback” I’m telling you to be nice to me or I’ll resort to violence.

Just landed via Reddit:

Not to brag, but I was unhinged way before it was cool.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Bro, you’re not allowed anymore to have your tongue drop out of your mouth and form a stair case when you see my wife.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

You can tell it’s laundry day because I’m wearing flippers and a Viking helmet.

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When you ask for your phone charger back and your teenager has the audacity to ask “what percentage are you on?”

Going viral on Twitch:

Men are like dogs. They’re actually cute, but having my own would be too much work for me.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

I wish my hair had as much volume as my mouth.

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Funny thing about zombie movies – they never seem to go after the cameraman.

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My son got braces today. Yay, he’s not going to be a teenage dad.

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Share →: To all the people with grammatical issues, don’t worry, I also have problems with badly timed periods.

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Oh, the struggles of misunderstood punctuation! 🤪 Just remember, improper use of periods can lead to some very awkward situations. Let's all strive for better timing, both grammatically and in life! ⏰💬🤣
6 months ago
Share →: Don’t worry password, I’m insecure too.

Commentary:
"Don't worry password, I'm insecure too. We make a great pair – together we're like two peas in a securely encrypted pod! 🤖🔒😄"
6 months ago
Share →: I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.

Commentary:
"Who needs to worry about cholesterol when you're speeding past it like a blur on the highway? 🏎️🍔 Life motto: pedal to the metal and burgers on the go! 😄🍔 #LivingFastAndCholesterolFree"

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Which is it, brain? Does nothing matter or do I need to be anxious about everything?

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If you’re lost in the woods, start talking loudly about politics. Someone will come to argue with you.

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Hey! Remember in the first grade when we were all just chilling and then some kid would throw up out of nowhere?

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Before I start seeing a psychiatrist, does anyone like me crazy?

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I know how to use an abacus as a tambourine.

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“It is what it is,” I say, not really knowing what it actually is.

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Walking into someone’s house with healthy, thriving houseplants everywhere: “Oh, I see you dabble in witchcraft!”

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My New Year’s resolution is to procrastinate. I’Il start tomorrow.

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Even when I look up the slang of today’s kids, I still have no idea what it means.

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If I like you I keep you close, if not I keep you at a distance so I can mime squishing your head between my thumb and forefinger.

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Going viral on Discord:

I hope some dyslexic people don’t mail Satan instead of Santa.

Seen just now on TikTok:

It really annoys me when people use the wrong word and don’t have the humidity to admit it.

Reported on Facebook:

If GPT-5 will have ‘Ph.D.-level intelligence’, then GPT-6 will have the intelligence of someone who decided not to get a PhD.

Going viral on YouTube:

I’m sorry for setting the impossible standards that the rest of you try to live up to.

Live now on Threads:

Babymaking music but it’s the Benny Hill theme song.

Live now on TikTok:

My signature move is waving at someone who is waving at the person behind me.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

My sleeping cycle is completely backwards. In the morning I feel sleepy and at night I can’t fall asleep.

Just shared via Reddit:

Gang initiations from the Midwest be like “you have to eat the entire potato salad.”

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I didn’t lose an hour of sleep. The hour of sleep lost me.

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I always have a cheap bottle of wine in the house in case any family visit.

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