Funny writer’s block quotes

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Managers want a week of silence and meditation in order to be even more of a manager afterwards.

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I think my new neighbors are creeps. They seem to be looking into my window every time I’m looking out my window to see what they are doing.

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When you have intense chemistry with someone, everyone else feels so bleh.

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Toothache and heartache comes from the same thing, which is something sweet.

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Can’t wait for my husband to see what he bought everyone for Christmas.

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Everyone is celebrating my vegan Bolognese sauce. The secret ingredient is minced meat.

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Naturally introverted, selectively extroverted.

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Every weekend has two days: Saturday and It’s Monday Tomorrow.

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I bet my calculator app wrapped would be pretty shameful.

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I’m at the age where a house arrest no longer sounds like the worst thing.