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Maybe this is the Windows software update that changes everything for me.

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Lately I have the attention span of wait what?

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Not many things sadder than an untickled fancy.

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Wine drunk doesn’t even make itself known. You’re just relaxed, and then, all of a sudden, you feel sexier.

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I’m sorry for the things I said when I was running late due to circumstances completely within my control.

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Shazam, but for the name of the person who literally just introduced themself to me.

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Tolerate the lactose already, you heathen.

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Insulting me won’t work. I already said that to myself earlier.

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Yeah, no worries, man. You just showed everyone that you have a lot of resentments bubbling underneath, but otherwise, it was a cool evening.

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I never argue, I just explain why I’m right.

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I avoid clarified butter because I prefer my dairy products to be troubled and confused.

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Farmers markets should be for vegetables — not for millennials unloading their failed Etsy-store arts and crafts.

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Don’t give up, we must remain silly.

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Starting to think I’m single because of everyone else’s shortcomings.

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If I was polyamorous, I think Id date my girlfriend three times.

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A haunted house, but it’s just a room full of people asking you to tell them a fun fact about yourself.

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Need a dimly lit cocktail date with a gaze so lustful it causes God to draft up another sin.

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I drive home so quick after work like I’m late for the house.

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This meeting could have been a cake.

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Every Microsoft Teams invite you get lowers your testosterone by 1-2%

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46 Funny youth quotes

Funny youth quotes 😂 are the perfect way to capture the wild, carefree spirit of being young 🌟. Whether it’s about navigating awkward moments 😅, celebrating friendships 👫, or just embracing the chaos 🎉, these quotes bring a smile to your face. Life’s too short to be serious all the time, so let’s laugh at those quirky, unforgettable youth experiences together 🤪!

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2 days ago
Share →: One day you’re young and fun, and the next thing you know, you’re staring out of a window for no reason.

Commentary:
Ah, the circle of life: from wild nights to window gazing in a blink! 😂🪟🦉
4 days ago
Share →: When you’re young, weekends are for fun. When you’re older, they’re for recovery.

Commentary:
Sounds about right! These days, my idea of a wild weekend is taking a nap and not pulling a muscle 😂🛌💪
6 days ago
Share →: I miss whatever age I was when I thought five dollars was a lot of money.

Commentary:
Ah, the good old days when five bucks made me feel like a millionaire! 🤑💸
6 days ago
Share →: One minute you’re young and wild, the next minute you’re into air fryers.

Commentary:
I guess my spice rack now outranks my social calendar 😂🍳 #AdultingAdventures
7 days ago
Share →: Can I be 20 again? I know what to do this time.

Commentary:
Why not? I promise to return the flux capacitor on time 😜🔄🚗💨
2 weeks ago
Share →: Me: “I’m still young.” My bones: “No, we not.”

Commentary:
"When you forget your age but your body sends a reminder! 🤣🦴 #OldSoulYoungBody"
2 weeks ago
Share →: I’m a kid at heart and a senior citizen at my knees and back.

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"Forever young at heart, but my joints got the senior discount! 🧒💔🧓😂"
2 weeks ago
Share →: Ever since I was young, I knew I wanted to be online nonstop.

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"Who knew dreams would come true and battery life would still be the ultimate nemesis? 📱🔋😂"
4 weeks ago
Share →: You truly don’t realize how young 20 is until you’re not 20 anymore.

Commentary:
"20 is the free trial version of adulthood that expires just when you start figuring it out! 🎉⏳😂"
1 month ago
Share →: “Can’t wait till I get older” was the dumbest thing I ever said.

Commentary:
"Turns out, adulting is just paying bills, doing laundry, and wondering why I was in such a hurry! 🤔🧺💸"

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My favorite dance move is trying to get out of my own way.

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So many true crime podcasts are just like “a young woman went missing, the police took a week to respond, she was last seen with a man the community call Creepy Steve, he has never been questioned”

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The first step to recovery is addiction.

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Everyone’s an expert after the fact.

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Whenever you are feeling down, remember you’re the sperm that won.

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Welcome to your 50’s, you’ll look for your phone while scrolling on your phone.

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See you when you get home from school, I whisper to my kid’s apple.

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I am not in a good place, geographically.

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My favorite hobby is withering away.

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I hate it when I take a picture of myself and see 20 years of bad eating habits and no exercise.

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Accidentally wore a blue shirt to Walmart and now I’m in the stockroom showing Sue how to use the forklift.

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Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you’re up to.

Just landed via Telegram:

Socialism is like polio, it comes back when people forget about the horrible damage it did last time.

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If there’s no open mouth cougher on the plane they hold the flight until they can find one.

Making waves on Discord:

You can have kids or you can always know where your scissors are. You can’t have both.

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If a company’s hiring sign says, “Come grow with us,” you’re about to do the job of 3-5 people.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Dear nurses, you don’t have to announce my weight, just write it down. That’s why I have my eyes closed when I’m on the scale.

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My parents didn’t raise me to be rude, I had to practice.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

Hey cell phone companies who play smooth jazz hold music hoping I’ll lose interest and give up: yeah, it’s kinda working.

Reported on Facebook:

The pigeons are plotting to overthrow the government. It will start with a coo.

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