65 funny youth quotes - Page 2 - Wordgag

Happy to report that “what time is it/time for you to get a watch” is still being used by the youths.

May 23, 2026

Victor Frankenstein being only 23 years old when he made the monster is crazy to me, he should have been at the club.

May 23, 2026

Welcome to your 40s, you now respond to every younger person telling you their age with “Jesus Christ”.

May 23, 2026

If kids these days had a perfume, it would be called Audacity.

May 23, 2026

Remembering my youth, and a time where I could breath out of more than one nostril at once.

May 22, 2026

I wanna be 14 again and ruin my life differently. I have some new ideas.

May 22, 2026

I love how all the movies about teenagers have to be set in the 90s or earlier otherwise we’d just be watching kids on their phones for two hours.

May 22, 2026

If you’re 20, please stop saying you’re tired. I have bananas older than you.

May 22, 2026

According to “The Hobbit”, Gollum was once a handsome young man who was robbed of his youth, zest for life and energy by putting on a ring. Men, think about it!

May 22, 2026

I don’t want to “act young”. I just can’t be as “grown up” as others my age.

May 22, 2026

Old enough to know better. Young enough to do it anyway.

May 22, 2026

What does my tattoo mean? It means I couldn’t be trusted with $200 when I was 18.

May 22, 2026

Young people are too young nowadays. Back in the good old days, young people were my age.

May 22, 2026

At least I’m part of the generation that at 30 still looks like it’s in its early 20s.

May 21, 2026

Today’s youth will never experience the pain of spending all their pocket money on a music album. Because of ONE good song!

May 21, 2026

One minute you’re young and carefree. The next minute you can feel in your knee when it starts to rain.

May 21, 2026

I don’t drink blood to stay young. I do it mainly for the lifestyle.

May 20, 2026

You are only young once. After that you have to think up some other excuse.

May 20, 2026

Technically I’m still young, but according to my back pain I’m actually 69.

May 20, 2026

Don’t study, get slutty!

May 20, 2026

I need the youth to start reading. Even if it’s the tag on your underwear. Read it.

May 20, 2026

The real anti-aging regimen is retaining your childlike wonder and whimsy.

May 20, 2026

I was 21 when I was 15, that’s why everything’s boring now.

May 20, 2026

Only at 27 do you become old, and then when you turn 30, you become younger than ever. That’s just how it goes.

May 19, 2026

When I was a kid, they played lame music for middle-aged people in the supermarket, but this morning at Whole Foods, it’s now all amazing bangers from my youth.

May 19, 2026