65 funny youth quotes - Page 2 - Wordgag

Old enough to know better. Young enough to do it anyway.

May 22, 2026

What does my tattoo mean? It means I couldn’t be trusted with $200 when I was 18.

May 22, 2026

Young people are too young nowadays. Back in the good old days, young people were my age.

May 22, 2026

At least I’m part of the generation that at 30 still looks like it’s in its early 20s.

May 21, 2026

Today’s youth will never experience the pain of spending all their pocket money on a music album. Because of ONE good song!

May 21, 2026

One minute you’re young and carefree. The next minute you can feel in your knee when it starts to rain.

May 21, 2026

I don’t drink blood to stay young. I do it mainly for the lifestyle.

May 20, 2026

You are only young once. After that you have to think up some other excuse.

May 20, 2026

Technically I’m still young, but according to my back pain I’m actually 69.

May 20, 2026

Don’t study, get slutty!

May 20, 2026

I need the youth to start reading. Even if it’s the tag on your underwear. Read it.

May 20, 2026

The real anti-aging regimen is retaining your childlike wonder and whimsy.

May 20, 2026

I was 21 when I was 15, that’s why everything’s boring now.

May 20, 2026

Only at 27 do you become old, and then when you turn 30, you become younger than ever. That’s just how it goes.

May 19, 2026

When I was a kid, they played lame music for middle-aged people in the supermarket, but this morning at Whole Foods, it’s now all amazing bangers from my youth.

May 19, 2026

You can be under 25, just don’t do it around me.

May 19, 2026

It’s actually scary how your whole life depends on how well you did as a teenager.

May 19, 2026

One of the worst ways to waste your youth is by being insecure.

May 18, 2026

Bad news. Right now is as young as you’re going to be.

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One day you’re young and fun, and the next you’re saying, “I wonder how old this tree is.”

May 18, 2026

Millennials are so young because we were never allowed to grow up. Still living like broke college kids in our 40s.

Apr 1, 2026

I hear the responses my young siblings give my mom, and I’m speechless; they don’t know the commando she was in her prime.

Apr 1, 2026

I missed out on drowning tragically young in a suburban swimming pool.

Apr 1, 2026

25 is the new 0 years old.

Apr 1, 2026

Is anyone else really scared for how stupid and illiterate the next generations are gonna be?

Apr 1, 2026