Trendy Funny Quotes

  • The title of my autobiography is going to be ‘You’d Think I’d Learn By Now, But Nope.’
  • Not to brag but this cashier is checking me out.
  • When people say I don’t mean to brag, they’re bragging about not bragging.
  • Only 6 hours, 45 minutes and 35 years until I’m done with work.
  • You haven’t experienced proper anger until you have a sister.
  • Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.