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"Hey girl, remember the power of the moon? 🌙 If it can eclipse the sun, then you've got this – you can totally eclipse your ex from your life! 💪 Channel your inner lunar strength and block away those bad vibes! 🚫✨"

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23 shares on Threads this month:

I appreciate the people that interact with me and I really appreciate the ones that don’t.

16 shares on Telegram this month:

‘Blinded by the Light’ is really just a song about turning the bathroom light on in the middle of the night.

56 shares on Pinterest this month:

I was in a good mood until I realized not only was it not Friday it wasn’t even Thursday.

25 shares on Twitch this month:

Twitter is a weapon of mass distraction.

85 shares on Snapchat this month:

The advantage of being an identical twin: you only need one gym contract.

70 shares on WhatsApp this month:

So far, every Miss Universe winner has been from Earth.

90 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Totally unrealistic movie title: “The Postman Always Rings Twice”. We all know that these guys only ring once and then leave.

64 shares on Snapchat this month:

The best weight you’ll ever lose is the weight of other people’s opinions.

13 shares on Discord this month:

I don’t get vegetables on my pizza because I don’t like mixing business with pleasure.

51 shares on TikTok this month:

I’m so old that when I take a walk down memory lane, I get lost.

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There should be a three-day weekend: one day to do nothing, one day to do something, and one day to do laundry.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has shared:

To save money, you really just gotta stay at home.

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No dating apps this year. Just going to walk around and smile at people and send an occasional unhinged DM.

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Trying to watch a superhero movie without stressing about the infrastructure damage to the city.

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Congratulations to the people who never took their Christmas decorations down. You’re almost there.

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Just got revenge on someone who wronged me many, many years ago. Never relax, I’m coming.

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There will always be miserable people inviting you to their misery.

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I’m so old that when I take a walk down memory lane, I get lost.

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Today I bought a doughnut without sprinkles. This diet thing is hard.

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I wasn’t made to hustle and bustle. I was made to dilly and dally.

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Only DM me if you like disappointment.

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I just can’t watch football, there’s too much “penetration in the backfield” for me to not giggle like an immature maniac.

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Marriage is like a phone call at the night: First there’s the ring, and then you wake up.

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When I gain weight, I should get to designate where on my body it goes.

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I’m so glad I cleaned the house so the kids have a clean canvas to drop their stuff everywhere.

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Sundays are no place for pants or responsibility.

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My New Year’s resolution is to procrastinate. I’Il start tomorrow.

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Commenting “This could be us” on her pics with her boyfriend.

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Chasing after a ping pong ball is wildly dehumanizing.

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Giving people access to the internet was a massive mistake.

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Girl, if the moon can block the sun, then you can definitely block your ex.

Dear life, when I said “can this day get any worse” it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.

As an exorcist, whenever I hear of some new poor soul possessed by a demon, all I can think is Ka-Ching!

I was about to stop overthinking, then I thought of a giraffe having a sore throat.

Performative male is kinda just a rebrand of metrosexual, which is just a way to say a straight guy is a little bit faggy.

Sometimes you show up to work, and they just torture you for hours.

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Girl, if the moon can block the sun, then you can definitely block your ex.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Dear life, when I said “can this day get any worse” it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.

Hot person: wow, everyone here is so nice.

As an exorcist, whenever I hear of some new poor soul possessed by a demon, all I can think is Ka-Ching!

I was about to stop overthinking, then I thought of a giraffe having a sore throat.

Performative male is kinda just a rebrand of metrosexual, which is just a way to say a straight guy is a little bit faggy.

Sometimes you show up to work, and they just torture you for hours.

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