Girl, if the moon can block the sun, then you can definitely block your ex.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has downloaded:

Oh no, a login from a new device? And that device is my phone? The one that I use every single day? And the location is my house, you say? Thank you so much for warning me. I will contact Interpol.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has downloaded:

Welcome to your 40s, you’re too old to sit on the floor and put furniture together.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has viewed:

Life is so dull when you don’t have someone to flirt with.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has bookmarked:

Woke up and immediately broke my resolution to be less sexy this year.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has downloaded:

Pouring rain, football on TV, empty house; the stuff dreams are made of.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has viewed:

That one person who has zero concept of what an indoor voice is.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has shared:

“Grey” is a better spelling than “gray” because “e” is a greyer letter than “a.” I will not elaborate.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has copied:

“I’ll worry about it next time.” Me pissing off future me.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has bookmarked:

Can we skip to the rich part?

Someone from 🇸🇪 has shared:

Doggy style is out cat style is in. It’s where I let you touch me until I’m satisfied then ignore you and scratch you if you try and touch me again.