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"Hey girl, remember the power of the moon? 🌙 If it can eclipse the sun, then you've got this – you can totally eclipse your ex from your life! 💪 Channel your inner lunar strength and block away those bad vibes! 🚫✨"

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I don’t think humans were put on this earth to know what Salesforce is. It’s unnatural.

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Santa saw your Facebook posts. This year you’re getting a dictionary.

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When your stomach is really mad at you, and you’re not sure which one of your 13 unhealthy lifestyle choices is causing it.

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Hey, can I get an ETA on that “this too shall pass”?

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Every time I see an odd screw on the floor somewhere, I think one of my loose ones has finally come out.

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Why the hell is my laundry bin always full? I’m not even going anywhere.

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I put the “sexy” in “dyslexic.”

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Can I get back all those naps I refused to take as a kid? I could really use them now.

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“Devil’s advocate” implies the existence of heaven’s prosecutor.

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Tonight we shall read a passage from the old testicle.

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I don’t know how to explain it, but sometimes cheese just falls into my cart at the grocery store.

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The only narcissist I allow in my life is my cat.

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Mood to play music louder than my thoughts.

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They say “When you snooze, you lose”… I say “When you take a nappy, you are happy.”

32 shares on Instagram this month:

Nobody watches you harder than people who don’t like you, so give them a show they will never forget.

30 shares on LinkedIn this month:

You can be having the nicest day and then you have to print something and you know your day is about to fall apart real fast.

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We’ve got a shituation here.

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Couples who finish each other’s sentences have killed before and will kill again.

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Got fired from my job at the zoo because I kept trying to wax the turtles.

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What we need is more companies making hot sauce. I need 900 more ways to taste a thing that tastes exactly like all the other ones.

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I hate having a body, it’s so high maintenance. Shower this, eat that, drink this, sleep that, it’s all very stupid.

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Have you ever apologized to your car after you hit a pothole?

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ASAP can also mean as slow as possible.

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At what age do I delete Snapchat?

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You know you’re getting old when you get mad at some random car parked outside your house.

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Wearing a condom while she’s on birth control is called two-factor authentication.

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Going viral on Pinterest:

Prison pen pal doesn’t want us to write each other anymore. Finds my life too depressing.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

Talking to some people is like folding a fitted sheet.

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Nothing is worse than seeing a gorgeous girl that I’d never approach or stand a chance with and then finding out she has a boyfriend.

Going bananas on Slack:

I said “cool tattoo” to be nice not because I wanted to hear the 45 minute origin story.

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Keep your fries close and your onion rings closer.

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Please don’t take illegal substances. Or at least, don’t take MY illegal substances.

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There’s no better feeling than coming home and immediately changing into your Adam Sandler fit.

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Release that sexual frustration, get a burger.

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I’ve deleted enough tweets to know that I should never get a tattoo.

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I’m 45% coffee, 40% wine and 6% cheese.

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Girl, if the moon can block the sun, then you can definitely block your ex.

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I don’t think humans were put on this earth to know what Salesforce is. It’s unnatural.

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Hey, can I get an ETA on that “this too shall pass”?

Every time I see an odd screw on the floor somewhere, I think one of my loose ones has finally come out.

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