God: “I used to work in mysterious ways but now I’m unemployed.”

God: "I used to work in mysterious ways but now I'm unemployed."

Commentary:
“Looks like even God couldn’t escape the downsizing trend! 👀🙏 Maybe it’s time for some divine job hunting. Who knows, maybe the Creator can try their hand at a new gig under the sun? 🌞 #UnemployedDeity”

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