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"Looks like even God couldn't escape the downsizing trend! ππ Maybe it's time for some divine job hunting. Who knows, maybe the Creator can try their hand at a new gig under the sun? π #UnemployedDeity"
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God: “I used to work in mysterious ways but now I’m unemployed.”
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I’m an expert at having a really funny story to tell and then wording it so badly that it’s not even funny anymore.
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Millionaires and multi-billion dollar companies be like, “We’re doing our part by asking the poor to donate to the poor.”
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If someone asks you: ‘Why are you single, don’t you like people?’, answer: ‘Why aren’t you a millionaire, don’t you like money?’
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Hello, I’m a professor in a movie. I only reach the main point of my lecture right as class is ending. Then I yell at students about the reading / homework as they leave.
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