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Guy who normally applauds when the plane lands right before the pilot crashes it: “Boo!”

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McDonald’s is finally promoting good health by making their food unaffordable.

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Grant me the serenity to supernaturally change the things I cannot accept.

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Social media may have been a mistake.

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What idiot called it Catfishing your Tinder Contacts and not Playing With Matches?

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Guns N’ Roses: “Welcome to the jungle!” The jungle: “No more humans, please!”

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Remember: if nobody hates you, youโ€™re not trying hard enough.

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Every single bad day happened because I woke up.

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God: “I used to work in mysterious ways but now I’m unemployed.”

God: “I used to work in mysterious ways but now I’m unemployed.”

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"Looks like even God couldn't escape the downsizing trend! ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ™ Maybe it's time for some divine job hunting. Who knows, maybe the Creator can try their hand at a new gig under the sun? ๐ŸŒž #UnemployedDeity"



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