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Prepare your kids for social media by putting their artwork on the fridge and writing a bunch of mean comments under it.

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“Hope this email finds you doing well!” The email found me, therefore I am unwell.

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Being a dog must be wild, everyone you meet is your masseuse.

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I’m a big fan of that post-laundry feeling when you’ve got all your A-list clothes back in the game.

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The worst part about getting sucked up by the tornado you’re filming is to die knowing your wife was right. You are an idiot.

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Watched Titanic for the 14th time. Still sobbing. Still yelling, “SCOOT OVER, COW!” like it’ll change the ending.