Got fired on my first day working at the drugstore for calling my new coworkers ‘my pharmily’. Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Looks like they couldn't handle your 'pharmily' charm 😂 Maybe they were just jealous of your pun game 💊👨🔬 Better luck with your next job where they appreciate your dose of humor!" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Instead of calling it the John I’m going to start calling my bathroom the Jim. That way I can say I go to the Jim every morning. I got fired for telling customers if they wanted “smoking or non-smoking”. Apparently, the correct term in the funeral home business is “cremation or burial”. You didn’t get fired, your job “fumbled you”. I have my own hand stamper at home so my coworkers will think I went someplace fun the night before. Establish dominance at work by telling your coworkers they look tired before they get a chance to say it to you.
