Got fired on my first day working at the drugstore for calling my new coworkers ‘my pharmily’. Posted on1 month ago1 month ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppGot fired on my first day working at the drugstore for calling my new coworkers ‘my pharmily’. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Instead of calling it the John I’m going to start calling my bathroom the Jim. That way I can say I go to the Jim every morning. All our dogs think we quit our jobs to spend more time with them. All our cats think we got fired for being lazy. I got fired for telling customers if they wanted “smoking or non-smoking”. Apparently, the correct term in the funeral home business is “cremation or burial”. You didn’t get fired, your job “fumbled you”. I only go on LinkedIn to see what my coworkers looked like 15 years ago.