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Got fired on my first day working at the drugstore for calling my new coworkers ‘my pharmily’.

Got fired on my first day working at the drugstore for calling my new coworkers ‘my pharmily’.

Commentary:
"Looks like they couldn't handle your 'pharmily' charm ๐Ÿ˜‚ Maybe they were just jealous of your pun game ๐Ÿ’Š๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ”ฌ Better luck with your next job where they appreciate your dose of humor!"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged calling, coworkers, day, drugstore, fired, first day, humor, joke, new, pharmily, pun, working, workplace on Jan 27, 2025 by slickboy.

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