Got fired on my first day working at the drugstore for calling my new coworkers ‘my pharmily’. Posted on7 days ago7 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Looks like they couldn't handle your 'pharmily' charm 😂 Maybe they were just jealous of your pun game 💊👨🔬 Better luck with your next job where they appreciate your dose of humor!" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Instead of calling it the John I’m going to start calling my bathroom the Jim. That way I can say I go to the Jim every morning. All our dogs think we quit our jobs to spend more time with them. All our cats think we got fired for being lazy. I got fired for telling customers if they wanted “smoking or non-smoking”. Apparently, the correct term in the funeral home business is “cremation or burial”. You didn’t get fired, your job “fumbled you”. I got fired from my job at the massage parlor. No specific reason, apparently I just rub people the wrong way.