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  • Getting paid 26 times in 365 days is not my destiny.
  • I hate it when I imagine how a conversation will go and then in the actual conversation the person goes off script. That’s not your line, man.
  • I did vote once but only because I thought the line was to a buffet.
  • I don’t understand people who say “I don’t know how to thank you.” Like they never heard of money.
  • Lie about the gap in your resume. Tell them you had to help some Hobbits take a ring to Mordor or something.
  • So many people to disappoint, so little time.