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Girls … I understood why they advise us to get married and have kids before 25. Because after that, our brain starts working, and the decision won’t seem so reasonable anymore.

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As I’m cleaning my room, this is a friendly reminder that you actually don’t need that free t-shirt or tote bag from that event.

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2 months ago

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Jesus spent his time among the mentally ill, the poor and unemployed, the prostitutes. So, in a way, by being on Twitter, we’re like Jesus.

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2 months ago

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I’m 27 and a half. I should be on my first divorce by now.

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Therapy isn’t enough. I need to run my brain through the dishwasher.

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If the shampoo and the conditioner finish at the same time, one of them faked it.

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41 shares on YouTube this month:

I put on my Godzilla costume, then go to the miniature golf course to beat up the windmill.

27 shares on Facebook this month:

Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here playing with my arm fat.

89 shares on LinkedIn this month:

By now, we’ve all figured out that these LED bulbs don’t actually last 15 years, but we’ve collectively decided to just let it slide.

60 shares on Facebook this month:

If the apple really doesn’t fall far from the tree, my kids are screwed.

98 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Unknown numbers will call me, then expect me to talk first. Welcome to the breathing competition.

48 shares on Threads this month:

I’m one group chat away from vanishing into the woods to befriend forest creatures.

66 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I have a great poker face because I have no idea what’s going on.

60 shares on Messenger this month:

“Have you asked Chat GPT?” Have you lost your mind?

54 shares on LinkedIn this month:

It’s leg day. No, not at the gym, dummy. I’m shaving them.

19 shares on Telegram this month:

Just because your parents planned you doesn’t mean you weren’t a mistake.

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“Your password is too weak.” Just wait until you see my will to live.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has downloaded:

Some days you are the table and some days you are the toe.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has downloaded:

Game night with the family is only fun until I lose.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has copied:

“I’m at a point in my life where my favorite thing to do is nothing.”

Someone from 🇲🇺 has viewed:

My favorite thing to do is nothing.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has bookmarked:

I have been so toxic and horny lately, I should probably start, like, reading a book or something.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has shared:

Every room is a panic room if someone farts.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has shared:

Liking a song isn’t enough, I need to be able to call the artist and tell them they did a great job.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has shared:

We need to stop making more Christmas music. We have enough.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has downloaded:

I may not have lost all my marbles yet, but there’s a small hole in the bag somewhere.

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Just landed via LinkedIn:

Spilling hot coffee on your lap wakes you up faster than drinking it.

Freshly posted on X:

Lasagna has never broken my heart. Just saying.

Spotted on YouTube:

Job interviewer: “Where do you see yourself in 5 years’ time?” Me: “My greatest strength is that I’m a good listener.”

Breaking via Telegram:

Perks of dating me: you will be the hot one.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

I’m not saying I’m messy, but if Copperfield knew what I can make disappear, he’d be jealous.

Trending via Instagram:

Prime numbers are so cunty. Like okay, diva — only divisible by yourself?

Just landed via Instagram:

Men microdose bicuriousness by asking what you’d do for a million dollars.

Going viral on Slack:

I wish I was as tired in bed at night as I am after lunch at work.

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

If a demon ever possessed me, I’d just sit back and say, “Your problem now.”

Going bananas on X:

Humming & dancing while I plop my meds into my weekly pill counter like the happy little nutcase I am.

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Hairless cats look like the devil screwed up a possession.

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Girls … I understood why they advise us to get married and have kids before 25. Because after that, our brain starts working, and the decision won’t seem so reasonable anymore.

As I’m cleaning my room, this is a friendly reminder that you actually don’t need that free t-shirt or tote bag from that event.

Jesus spent his time among the mentally ill, the poor and unemployed, the prostitutes. So, in a way, by being on Twitter, we’re like Jesus.

I’m 27 and a half. I should be on my first divorce by now.

Therapy isn’t enough. I need to run my brain through the dishwasher.

If the shampoo and the conditioner finish at the same time, one of them faked it.

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