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Snakes don’t hiss anymore, they call you babe, bro, or friend.

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1 month ago

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When I see chocolate, I hear two voices inside me. One says: “Eat it!”. The other says: “Did you hear that? You’re supposed to eat it!”

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2 months ago

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Want to lose weight for the summer? Don’t worry, just check in your luggage at the airport. You’ll never see those pounds again.

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2 months ago

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If camera lenses are round, why are the pictures square?

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2 months ago

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No more bare minimum, I want the moon and the stars. Maybe even a planet at this point.

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2 months ago

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You’re acting up? Right before Santa Claus comes to town? Unbelievable.

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3 weeks ago

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21 shares on TikTok this month:

I hate when the iPhone corrects ‘Omw’ to ‘On my way!’. Man, I am not that excited.

84 shares on YouTube this month:

Dating apps are no place for meeting your soulmate. The best way to find your soulmate is to tweet really good.

22 shares on WeChat this month:

The websites that let me check out as a guest are the real heroes.

83 shares on Reddit this month:

Doing an hour of self-care after 23 hours of self-destruction.

34 shares on YouTube this month:

I make her eyes roll back. Not in bed though. I’m just annoying.

68 shares on Twitch this month:

“Alcohol and beautiful women” is apparently not an appropriate answer when you are asked about your weaknesses in a job interview.

89 shares on Reddit this month:

I’m gonna build a pirate ship and sail the high seas. Who’s coming with?

56 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I am “any text received after 9pm will be answered at 6am” years old.

87 shares on Twitch this month:

I’m not lazy, I’m an inactivist.

83 shares on Telegram this month:

If your problem can’t be fixed by coffee, tequila or sex then I’m out of advice.

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Someone from 🇱🇺 has bookmarked:

I’d rather be spotted in a strip club than a Subway.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has viewed:

I may regret the megabytes I’ve wasted, but I’ll never regret the megabites I’ve tasted.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has downloaded:

Love to come home after a long day’s work and relax with one thousand short-form videos.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has downloaded:

Been whispering “I like invented her” about my newborn every few hours.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has shared:

Cicadas are all like, “Y’all mind if I scream?”

Someone from 🇦🇺 has viewed:

Rorschach tests are like so easy. Everything’s either a demon or a butterfly and it’s up to you to decide.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has downloaded:

That awesome moment when you open the fridge and the first thing you see is the thing you wanted to eat.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has shared:

Be the reason someone spits out their drink today.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has viewed:

The urge to pee in the morning is so aggressive. Bro, like, chill we’re getting there. Don’t threaten to come out.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has shared:

When I was growing up I always wanted to be someone. Now I realize I should have been more specific.

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Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Can’t, too busy deleting screenshots of my lock screen.

Breaking via TikTok:

Why would I take the high road when I could take the psychopath?

Live now on Snapchat:

“I’m fluent in creating worst-case scenarios in my head.”

Trending via Reddit:

Got an email from my bank saying “is your 401k enough to retire on” and it’s like you are my bank, you know it’s not.

Making waves on Messenger:

Today’s toddlers can switch on laptops and use apps. When I was little, I ate sand.

Just shared via Instagram:

When someone points at your black clothes and asks whose funeral it is, having a look around the room and saying ‘Haven’t decided yet’ is typically a good response.

Just landed via WeChat:

My new pajamas have no pockets. I don’t want to hear your problems.

Spotted on YouTube:

Damn girl, are you a plate of microwaved leftovers? Because you’re hot on the outside and cold on the inside.

Going viral on Reddit:

Save money by accidentally forgetting your wallet at home. Follow me for more financial tips and tricks.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Can drunk people actually not control their actions or is it just an excuse to do some crazy stuff?

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Snakes don’t hiss anymore, they call you babe, bro, or friend.

When I see chocolate, I hear two voices inside me. One says: “Eat it!”. The other says: “Did you hear that? You’re supposed to eat it!”

Want to lose weight for the summer? Don’t worry, just check in your luggage at the airport. You’ll never see those pounds again.

If camera lenses are round, why are the pictures square?

No more bare minimum, I want the moon and the stars. Maybe even a planet at this point.

You’re acting up? Right before Santa Claus comes to town? Unbelievable.

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