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I’m really looking forward to eight hours of thinking about sleep tonight.

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I hate when people are outside when I’m trying to parallel park. I need some privacy.

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Every morning when that damn alarm clock goes off, I just feel it so much: A million-dollar inheritance suits me much better than an office job.

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Roses are red. Bumble bees buzz. This rhyme doesn’t rhyme. No, wait, yes it does.

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The gym gives you energy, but you need energy to get to the gym. Feels like a pyramid scheme, if you ask me.

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WhatsApp needs to remove that “this message was deleted” notification. It’s unnecessary drama.

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Mashed potatoes are just German guacamole.

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I only went to medical school to figure out where your arms are supposed to go when you sleep and they didn’t even teach us that.

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I’m only awake because my coffee needs me.

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Wouldn’t it be nice if you could donate your own body fat to those who need it more urgently?

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Girl math is crying for two hours and then realizing it wasn’t that deep.

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I’m a big believer in not going to work on your birthday!

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You’re in his DMs, so am I, but I am way funnier.

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Since I started following the wisdom of ancient Chinese philosopher Fuk Yu, my life has been so much better…

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“Clean” my shower? Then what? Give my car a ride into town?

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