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"Harmonicas: the ultimate multitasking instrument for those who want to serenade and expectorate simultaneously. 🎶💦 Who knew music and spitting could go hand in hand so harmoniously? 😄🎵 #SpitTunes"

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I wonder how long you could drive in a roundabout before a cop would be like, hey, you can’t do that anymore.

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2 months ago

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Whoever told you there’s no such thing as a stupid question lied.

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In the 90s, you’d always find your way to some stranger’s house.

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Why is there a level 6 for toasters? As if someone thinks: “Tonight I’m really in the mood for ashes with butter!”

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2 months ago

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Automatic doors that don’t open fast enough make me look dumb.

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2 months ago

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Marriage is just asking each other, “What do you want to do for dinner?” and then replying, “No, not that,” until death do us part.

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5 months ago

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“I asked Grok.” “I asked ChatGPT.” Well, I asked R2D2, and he said you’re a loser.

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What many call beauty can just be wiped off 90% of the time.

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I start off my mornings with coffee and low expectations.

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A large group of people is called an “eww, no thank you”

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Please don’t invite me over if you have a leather chair that’s already peeling. I will peel it some more when you’re not looking.

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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but if you talk on speakerphone in public, everyone around you hates you.

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A weekend spent doing nothing is a weekend well spent.

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I’m so vulnerable to nostalgia. The sun will go down and I’ll be like: “Wow… remember when the sun was up… I miss who I was then”

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I’m thinking stuff like “yeah” and also stuff like “yup.”

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Netflix be like “we know exactly what movie you talkin’ ’bout but we ain’t got it lol”.

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The day after Christmas is a dangerous morning to be a microwave.

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If I was God, I would’ve equipped women with venom glands.

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I asked Tom Hanks for his autograph, but all he wrote was thanks.

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You should never forget where you came from. That’s probably where your keys are.

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Being a woman is hard. You always want to buy something, slap someone, lose weight and eat something sweet.

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I have the bruises of a much more active person.

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Yeah, sex is cool and all, but have you ever crawled out of the worst depression of your life and got your spark back?

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You really have to enjoy the way a man is acting in the beginning, because you will never meet that man again.

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My nickname in high school was “who?”

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I would love to go back to the days when the biggest stress was finding the best hiding place when playing hide and seek.

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Daniel Craig leaving Bond to become Benoit Blanc is one of the best things to ever happen.

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Cutting my steak at Texas Roadhouse with my car keys.

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Every group chat has that one person who never replies, and it’s me.

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Can’t believe we used to throw eggs at houses, and now we can afford neither eggs nor houses.

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None of this is happening. It’s all in your phone.

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A girl, her bed, and TV series on a Friday evening is a true love story.

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Good morning, especially if they tried to make you go to rehab and you said “no, no, no.”

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On average, my daily actions demonstrate I’m probably good at something else.

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Harmonicas are basically for people who like to hear music while they spit.

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