Hate it when I pull out a winter coat and there’s no money stashed in it.

Hate it when I pull out a winter coat and there's no money stashed in it.

Commentary:
“Talk about a frosty disappointment! ❄️ Guess that winter coat really left you out in the cold… financially! 💸 Maybe next time try hiding some cash in your winter boots instead? 👢 #ColdHardCash”

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