Heartbreaking: Introvert sentenced to 100 hours of hanging out.

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Not smiling until Friday; nothing is funny this week.

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My husband pissed me off so I wrapped his remote and put it under the tree.

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College is not even mentioned once in the Bible. Somebody get me outta here.

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Today, I’m going to give it my almost.

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Good luck sending me mixed signals. Most the time I can’t even understand the direct ones.

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89% of the time when my husband tells me I look great, what he really means is, “We needed to leave five minutes ago.”

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Every citizen over 18 should be eligible to be drafted into the Postal Service.

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I just need to get over everything that has happened to me in my entire life and then we can hang out.

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If you ever need me, I’m always just a couple missed calls and text messages away.

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It should be socially acceptable to just face the wall at a party when you need a break from talking.