Home is where you can walk around like a bum.

Home is where you can walk around like a bum.

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“Home is where you can strut your stuff in your comfiest, most ‘bum-like’ attire like the true fashion icon you are! 👖👚 Who says you need designer clothes to rock the bum-chic look? Embrace the cozy vibes and lounge like a boss! 🛋️💁‍♂️ #HomeSweetHome”

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