How about hold me as tight as you’re holding onto that grudge?

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The most productive species of beaver is the Eager.

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Gravestone inscription: “Hey guys, I’m going to be taking a little break from social media”

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I talk to my dog like she’s human and, like most humans, she looks at me like I’m an idiot.

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Sleep well, middle finger—you’ve got a big day ahead of you tomorrow.

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After 30, an all-nighter is not getting up to pee.

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Love when plans get canceled. It’s like getting a snow day as an adult.

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Taking the day off to brush up on conspiracy theories and really get this family party started.

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Vacations are expensive, but how else could you put a price tag on your kids being ungrateful in a different city.

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When exactly does wisdom kick in? I feel like I’m just getting older.

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Those who run away from me are afraid that they might confess their love to me.