Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I can’t wait to hit my 80s & run for Congress.
  • My longest relationship has been with my Hotmail account.
  • When the Olympics finally introduces the event “Dropping your phone and very nearly catching it but not quite” then you’ll all see me shine.
  • Imagine being hungry and some guy tries to teach you to fish.
  • If you’ve never had a cheeseburger change your mood, you’ve never had a cheeseburger.
  • Mayor of a small town is such a wild job. It’s like being the president of a country where you went to high school with the whole population.