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You can fake a smile, but you can’t fake jazz hands.

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2 months ago

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Mini skirts are so cute and fun, like, oops, my ass is out.

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4 months ago

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I’m saving money on rent by moving into an abandoned cobweb.

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2 months ago

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I’m gonna be the first zoomer to start dropping the ‘two thousand’ when referring to the past. “Yeah, that was back in ‘17.”

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2 months ago

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Liberté. Egalité. Second Coffeé.

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2 months ago

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My favorite part of fall is when the mosquitoes go back to hell.

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4 months ago

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56 shares on Snapchat this month:

You don’t scare me, you’re not my ID photo.

51 shares on YouTube this month:

A weighted blanket isn’t enough today, I need to be compressed into a zip-file.

12 shares on YouTube this month:

Even when I look up the slang of today’s kids, I still have no idea what it means.

73 shares on X this month:

Show me another rule so I can break that one too.

99 shares on X this month:

Do you ever think about how many people squeezed the avocado that you’re eating?

37 shares on Telegram this month:

Just said “shitted feet” instead of “fitted sheet” in front of my my son and his friends. If you need me, I’ll be in the closet.

27 shares on Pinterest this month:

I didn’t mean to gain weight. It happened by snaccident.

50 shares on Messenger this month:

I don’t wish anyone strife in their relationship but I do wish my neighbors would enunciate a little more when they fight so I can hear better.

29 shares on Threads this month:

I lost my job at NASA Mission Control today. I misheard when they said, “It’s lunch time.”

25 shares on Reddit this month:

I can’t stop thinking about how a tanning bed really turns you into the human version of a gas station hot dog.

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I’d make room in my pillow fort for you.

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Yeah, I’ll get up soon, I just need to look at the internet first. Yes, the whole thing.

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Don’t throw hate at me, throw money!

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Agriculture can’t possibly be a dying industry. Bot farms are booming.

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I find that age is just a number, and the older you get, the number you get.

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My bad for thinking everyone has common sense.

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I’m sorry I didn’t text you back. I’m really busy watching the The Lord of The Rings in the form of mini clips on TikTok.

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Don’t buy roses for her, buy chicken nuggets. Show her you really care.

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I know stretching every day will help me, but I don’t want to do it.

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The only difference between hungry and horny is where you insert the cucumber.

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Going bananas on Snapchat:

I’ve discovered I have a logic fetish, I just can’t stop coming to conclusions.

Just shared via Threads:

Have you ever been so hungry but had no food in the house, so you took a nap instead?

Going bananas on Discord:

At my size, I’d be called Buffet the Vampire Slayer.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

Just because I’m awake doesn’t mean I’m ready to do things.

Spotted on Discord:

It’s getting slide guitar and harmonica hot outside.

Going viral on Telegram:

Statistically speaking, people don’t object enough at weddings.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

A dating app for people who suck at flirting called Fumble.

Just shared via Reddit:

Me and my best friend saying, “Hey, who are we to judge,” after spending 6 hours gossiping.

Broadcasted on Slack:

Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels.

Trending via TikTok:

My future husband is probably enjoying a nice summer with his first wife… but the seeds of discontent are there.

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Related Funny Quotes 🤝

You can fake a smile, but you can’t fake jazz hands.

Mini skirts are so cute and fun, like, oops, my ass is out.

I’m saving money on rent by moving into an abandoned cobweb.

I’m gonna be the first zoomer to start dropping the ‘two thousand’ when referring to the past. “Yeah, that was back in ‘17.”

Liberté. Egalité. Second Coffeé.

My favorite part of fall is when the mosquitoes go back to hell.

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