HR: “Please complete our anonymous survey.” My boss then later: “Don’t forget the survey, HR said you are the last one from our team.”

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My mom and all her opinions are visiting this weekend.

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“You’re always sleeping,” God forbid a woman wants to be unconscious.

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I tried to walk like an Egyptian and now I need to see a Cairo practor.

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Beginning to understand why deer throw themselves in front of cars.

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One day you’re young and carefree and the next, you’re preheating the bathroom before you go in for a shower.

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I bet the inventor of the cannon would be relieved to know that they’re mostly about t-shirts now.

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You know it’s a fancy restaurant when you have to point at what you want on the menu because you can’t pronounce the name.

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I should get paid a lot more for being the boss of me.

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Next time you think I am flirting with you, ask yourself if kindness is so rare in your life that you mistake it for desire.

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I have heard that people without dogs have to pick up dropped food themselves.