Trending Funny Quotes 👇

  • When I finally snap it’ll be because I had to type my email address in on the TV.
  • Called in, “Hey, macarena!” this morning.
  • Women are like apples; I like biting them.
  • Gen Z will be like “OMG new life hack!” and then it’s a video of them adjusting the toaster dial.
  • McDonald’s will “anything else” you to death. Can you wait a McMinute?
  • If my memory gets any worse, I’ll be able to plan my own surprise party.