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“We told you to stop at 2012!” – The Mayans

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Let’s play a game called you bring me food and I eat it.

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Humanity doesn’t deserve a new year, look at the mess they made of the last one.

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Men be like “I would do anything for you” and then do nothing.

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Reverse cowgirl because first dates are awkward.

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Call a girl beautiful 1000 times and she won’t notice. Call her fat once and she will never forget. That’s because elephants never forget.

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“Seize the day!” No thank you. I will leave the day alone and hope it extends me the same courtesy.

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Look, babe, I’m sorry. If your fake British accent keeps being this geographically inconsistent, I’m going to have to cancel the medieval roleplay sex.

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I really wish people would stop thinking they need to speak to me in the mornings.

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I like to listen to the national anthems during the award ceremonies. I’m into country music.