Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.
  • I get tired from just thinking of everything I have to do.
  • If you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all: I watched Rebel Moon 2 and the Netflix app worked well. Showed me the entire movie. In color.
  • I want the job where I push scared skydivers out of planes.
  • The trouble with living alone is that it’s always my turn to do the dishes.
  • I’m in favor of sticking an “out of order” sign on some people’s foreheads. As a warning.