Trendy Funny Quotes

  • When I say “I’m open to feedback” I mean “I accept compliments.”
  • Always be kind. You never know who has subscriptions to your favorite streaming apps.
  • It’s Sunday. I’ve slept in and ignored church. Somewhere the devil is sitting and clicking on “Like”.
  • When someone tells me “They could care less”, instead of the proper “I couldn’t care less”, I always say “At least you care.”
  • I’m writing a fairytale about a printer that just works.
  • After I get irritated, it takes me about 2 hours to fix my face.