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I am dressing for the job I want. I want to be a sweatpants model.

I am dressing for the job I want. I want to be a sweatpants model.

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"Dressing to impress the couch, runway ready in my finest sweatpants! ๐Ÿ’โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’ƒ Who says you can't be both trendy and comfortable? #SweatpantsModelGoals"



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