I am dressing for the job I want. I want to be a sweatpants model. Posted onSep 23, 2023Sep 25, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI am dressing for the job I want. I want to be a sweatpants model. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 And for my next trick, I will turn yesterday’s sweatpants into today’s sweatpants. My sweatpants sat me down and said they want me to get an office job again. Quitting my job to pursue my true passion: not having a job. I want the job where I push scared skydivers out of planes. I need a reasonable job. Something like $3,000 an hour. Nothing too wild.