Trendy Funny Quotes

  • As long as you’re still fishing fruit flies out of your drink, you’re not drunk.
  • It is not without reason that all telescopes searching for intelligent life are pointed away from Earth.
  • The cool side of the pillow just stole my boyfriend.
  • Normalize talking to people in the gym who have earbuds in, they love that.
  • World domination? I don’t even want to be responsible for myself.
  • Okay, I’ve proved I’m not a robot, now you prove you’re not a human.