I am like the weather. Temporarily friendly. Commentary:"Like the weather, my mood changes faster than you can say 'forecast'. 😄 One minute I'm all sunshine and rainbows, the next you might need an umbrella! 🌤️☔️ Just call me the human barometer!" Related Funny Posts 🤝 If I was a weather man, I’d leak the weather early to pretty women. Just because I’m friendly doesn’t mean I like you. It just means that I’m not rude. Feeling like Floyd in this May weather (illiterate and violent). Let’s take a family trip in this beautiful weather so the kids can complain about family, trips, and beautiful weather that has no wifi. As I’m cleaning my room, this is a friendly reminder that you actually don’t need that free t-shirt or tote bag from that event.