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I am like the weather. Temporarily friendly.

I am like the weather. Temporarily friendly.

Commentary:
"Like the weather, my mood changes faster than you can say 'forecast'. 😄 One minute I'm all sunshine and rainbows, the next you might need an umbrella! 🌤️☔️ Just call me the human barometer!"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged am, comparison, friendly, humor, i, mood, personality, temporary, weather, wit on Jan 22, 2025 by slickboy.

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