💾 Save Image I am not someone you have to entertain if you invite me, because I will have canceled. 2 weeks ago / slickboy FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Canceling plans like it's my part-time job! 💁♀️ Who needs Netflix when you've got me as the ultimate no-show entertainer? 🤣 #MasterOfCancellation" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I am not someone you have to host if you invite me, because I will have canceled. I had big plans to sleep in today, but my bladder canceled. I take offense when people don’t invite me to events l’d like to turn down. Women will invite you to shower with them, then cook you alive with a temperature of water you didn’t know existed. My friends have canceled our dinner plans two nights in a row. I’m starting to think they don’t like dinner. Categories: Funny Quotes Tags: am, cancel, entertain, humor, i, invite, me, social, someone
