I am not someone you have to entertain if you invite me, because I will have canceled. Commentary:"Canceling plans like it's my part-time job! 💁♀️ Who needs Netflix when you've got me as the ultimate no-show entertainer? 🤣 #MasterOfCancellation" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I am not someone you have to host if you invite me, because I will have canceled. Canceled a date for a date with another guy, and that guy canceled. It’s what I deserve. Don’t invite me places. I was cesarean. I didn’t want to come out then and I certainly don’t want to now. My neighbor is having some kind of party and didn’t invite me. I guess I have to call the cops again. Because it is Friday, I will allow one beautiful woman to invite me for drinks.
