I am not someone you have to entertain if you invite me, because I will have canceled. Funny Quotes May 14, 2024 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI am not someone you have to entertain if you invite me, because I will have canceled. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I am not someone you have to host if you invite me, because I will have canceled. I had big plans to sleep in today, but my bladder canceled. The meeting of the Anonymous Pessimists was canceled. It wouldn’t have helped anyway. Women will invite you to shower with them, then cook you alive with a temperature of water you didn’t know existed. I take offense when people don’t invite me to events l’d like to turn down.