I am physically, mentally and emotionally ready to enter a new phase in my life…. hibernation.

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A thousand curses upon anyone who has ever gone, “Why are you sitting in the dark?” and then flipped the light on without asking.

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My save-for-later cart on Amazon is up to about $1.5 million dollars.

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Here’s to a new year of making the same old mistakes, but with far more enthusiasm.

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Relationship so bad you start relating to Taylor Swift songs.

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I’m not climbing a hill if I’m dying. That sounds terrible. I’ll die on this chair. Drinking orange Fanta.

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Grocery shopping while hungry feels like online shopping while drunk.

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Grocery shopping before Christmas is a nightmare. My milk expired while I was waiting in line.

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My love language is deader than Latin.

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Keep your temper. Nobody else wants it.

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One thing I miss about the pandemic is getting to rip my mask off like I just botched a surgery.