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"Oh, the irony of doom scrolling in the age of knights and dragons! 🐉📜 I can almost picture a medieval town crier announcing, 'Hear ye, hear ye! Prepare thyselves for the impending doom scroll!' 🗡️📱 #MedievalProblems"

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Stomach: I will now demonstrate a blue whale’s mating call.

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Forget mini pizzas. I want one so big it needs a forklift to rotate it.

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Dating apps aren’t working, time to start drinking beer and eating hot dogs along the first base line at a baseball game.

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I think I can now safely say that none of my co-workers were “personality hires”.

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The only team building exercise we had when I started working was called “Happy Hour.”

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364 days until Christmas, and people already have decorations up. Unbelievable.

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Being a writer means having a story you want everyone in the world to read, except anyone who knows you.

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I hate when recipes tell you to take something out of the pan and add it back in later. No way bro. It’s staying in there.

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I’m not even a 2nd choice, I’m like an 8th choice, sometimes a 10th.

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Grown men carpooling to the strip club so they can get boners and drive home together.

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Leave me alone, man. I’m just living my life like a candle in the wind.

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If at first you don’t succeed then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.

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Welcome to adulthood: you’re not dying, it’s just Thursday.

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I feel like a large portion of my adult life has been looking for an adult to do my adulting.

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Blocking him isn’t enough. I want his favorite sports team to finish last every year for now and forever.

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Best tips for saving money: lay down and don’t move.

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I’ve been doing Dry January, but it’s literally just been my lips and skin.

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November moving quicker than two lesbians who met three days ago.

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“Help us improve Instagram!” Nice try, fix your own damn website.

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Having a horse run off on you in medieval times must have been crazy. Imagine if your car got scared and ran away, and you found it a day later by itself at a gas station.

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Not only is Santa not real, there are also no horny singles in your area wanting to meet you.

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I wanna stand with you on a mountain and throw you into the sea, or whatever Savage Garden was on about.

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Life sucks. One day you have tiramisu, and then most other days you don’t. I hate that.

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The gothic urge to live in a sleepy seaside town with a terrifying backstory.

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I am not the person I thought I was when I cut that donut in half.

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When I get filthy rich, I will stay humble by continuing to use grocery bags as bathroom trash bags.

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“Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go” by “Wham” encourages you to do something you shouldn’t do.

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I don’t hide from my problems, I just ignore them until they lose interest.

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Sure, sex is great, but have you ever closed a dozen tabs after finishing an academic paper?

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Everybody’s back hurts until it’s time to have sexy time.

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