I don’t hate you. I just don’t like that you ex… Commentary:Well, that's one way to politely express your feelings! 🤷♂️ It's like saying, "I don't dislike you, but can you do it from a different dimension, please?" 😂 #ExistentialFriendshipStruggles Related Funny Posts 🤝 I just want someone who can see through all my bullshit and hate me for who I really am. I don’t hate anyone in particular, I just hate everyone in general. When you say “You’re going to hate me for this,” you’re making a very large assumption that I don’t hate you already. I don’t hate you, I just don’t want to see you alive. I hate to break it to you, guys, but my husband says you’re not real. He just called you my imaginary friends.