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I don’t hate you. I just don’t like that you ex…

I don’t hate you. I just don’t like that you ex…

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Well, that's one way to politely express your feelings! 🤷‍♂️ It's like saying, "I don't dislike you, but can you do it from a different dimension, please?" 😂 #ExistentialFriendshipStruggles

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged dislike, exist, hate, honesty, humor, i, just, relationship, sarcasm on Jan 20, 2025 by slickboy.

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