I donโ€™t need a midlife crisis. My whole life is a crisis.

Commentary:
"The only crisis I believe in is the one where I can't decide between pizza or tacos for dinner ๐Ÿ•๐ŸŒฎ Who has time for just a midlife crisis when everyday feels like one big chaotic adventure? ๐Ÿ˜‚ #CrisisModeActivated"