I don’t need a psychic to tell me which planets make me sad. It’s earth. Funny Quotes May 10, 2024 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI don’t need a psychic to tell me which planets make me sad. It’s earth. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 My mother told me there is a girl for me in every corner of the earth, but unfortunately the earth is round. If she says “you are my world” remember there are other planets. Stay alert, kings! 8 planets, 204 countries, thousands of islands, 7 seas, 8 billion people, and I’m single. I never judge a book by its cover. People, though, I can tell are evil by their stupid faces. A person that weights 200 pounds on Earth weighs 76 pounds on Mars. So I’m not overweight, I’m on the wrong planet.