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I don’t trust anyone who gets enraged over messed-up fast food orders.

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Some days you feel like you’re surrounded by idiots, other days you realize it’s not just some days.

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Laundry day is my favorite day of the week. That’s why I dress for it every day.

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All my passwords are protected by short term memory loss.

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Big accounts just say water is wet and get 1 trillion likes.

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Spotify should have helpful mental health suggestions like “your top listens are Taylor Swift and true crime, go to therapy.”

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70 shares on WhatsApp this month:

My worst fear is looking out my window at night, and someone looking right at me.

14 shares on WeChat this month:

Boxes of pasta don’t need a plastic window. I believe pasta is in the box.

16 shares on Discord this month:

They should invent a small lifestyle change that has an instantaneous, huge payoff.

28 shares on Pinterest this month:

Sorry, I can’t come over tonight. I’ve become too invested in these fictional characters and whether or not they will kiss.

60 shares on Instagram this month:

I had bad luck with women twice. The first left me, the second stayed.

29 shares on Facebook this month:

Forget pheromones, barbecue smells are always attractive.

27 shares on Twitch this month:

Today, I’m wearing pink to raise awareness for people like me who forget to separate their red laundry from their whites.

73 shares on Snapchat this month:

Most meetings end with the conclusion that everything needs to be discussed in another meeting.

90 shares on Threads this month:

To all the people with grammatical issues, don’t worry, I also have problems with badly timed periods.

68 shares on Slack this month:

A moment of silence for everything I have to do but am not doing.

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Losing and then immediately gaining weight is my superpower.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has shared:

Wow, this is a really nice, sturdy box. I should keep it in the attic for the next 20 years.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has copied:

Reverse cowgirl because you made me mad, and I can’t even look at you right now.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has viewed:

When you’re late for work, you gotta walk in fast and act like you’re mad.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has bookmarked:

Imagine playing Truth or Dare and they dare you to go home.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has viewed:

Parenthood is so crazy. We’re really out here getting bullied by the people we made.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has copied:

My parents often told me I would lose my own head if it wasn’t screwed on and now that I’m an adult, I want to know what tools I need to have it screwed off.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has bookmarked:

The first time I heard “big naturals,” I thought it referred to major outdoor landmarks such as the Grand Canyon or the Great Barrier Reef.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has copied:

I dunno how to flirt but I can insult you so nicely.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has bookmarked:

I don’t abuse substances. I cherish and nurture them.

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Just shared via Twitch:

One sec, lemme just find the off switch for my brain.

Spotted on Twitch:

We like to vilify hot people, but it’s important to know that people who aren’t hot are also terrible.

Spotted on Discord:

Girls really only want one simple thing; and that one thing is all of your attention.

Going viral on WeChat:

Any day now, there will be a child born and named Labubu.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Due to inflation, you can now eat food that has been on the floor for up to 7.3 seconds.

Seen just now on WeChat:

I ate my exam paper. Which means that pretty soon I’ll pass the test.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Cocaine is God’s way of telling you that you make too much money.

Broadcasted on Discord:

I’m not worried about shattering the illusion, I want to smash it to pieces.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Porn looks so funny when you’re not horny.

Going viral on Reddit:

My greatest joy in life is when a friend reads a book I recommend. My greatest frustration in life is when they don’t read it fast enough.

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I don’t need a psychic to tell me which planets make me sad. It’s earth.

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