I don’t need a psychic to tell me which planets make me sad. It’s earth.

I don’t need a psychic to tell me which planets make me sad. It’s earth.

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Looks like Earth just can't escape the drama! 🌎😢 Who needs a psychic when you've got a front-row seat to the cosmic show of emotions right here on good old planet Earth? 😂 #CosmicComedy

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