I don’t need a psychic to tell me which planets make me sad. It’s earth. Posted on3 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Looks like Earth just can't escape the drama! 🌎😢 Who needs a psychic when you've got a front-row seat to the cosmic show of emotions right here on good old planet Earth? 😂 #CosmicComedy Related Funny Posts 🤝 I once had a psychic girlfriend, she left me before we met. Did you get that psychic damage I sent you? Becoming a psychic for the foreseeable future. My mother told me there is a girl for me in every corner of the earth, but unfortunately the earth is round. When you’re sad, find two equally sad friends and form a cryangle.