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Don’t ask me for work advice, I’m just going to tell you to quit your job.

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Shorts should be half the price of pants.

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“You’re a flirt!” God forbid a girl has good communication skills.

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Imagine the sound a centipede would make if they wore tiny flip flops.

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Saying “sounds good to me” in a meeting then quickly realizing a lot more was expected from you.

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It’s completely absurd that Silicon Valley is pushing AI on us before they figured out how to keep fries fresh for longer.

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There are people that make their bed every morning and people who think it’s a waste of time, and then they marry each other.

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Sure I collect antiques, if you count the late-century spices in my pantry.

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Due to personal reasons, I’ll be turning you into a poem.

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I’m on this new diet where I don’t consume anything that talks to me before the first coffee.