I drink so much coffee, people feel jittery when they see a picture of me. Commentary:☕️ "I consume so much coffee, my mere presence is like a caffeine overload! Sorry for the jitters, folks – blame it on the beans!" 😄 #CoffeeFiend #CaffeineCraze Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Going to look at the small picture for a while. Tired of seeing the big picture. Too much picture. Coffee doesn’t even make me feel energized, I just drink it for the love of the game. I don’t mean to say that I drink a lot of coffee, but Colombian farmers have a photo of me in their wallets. I don’t drink and drive, but some people drive me to drink. My dentist said my teeth were stained and asked if I smoke or drink coffee? I said, “I drink it.”