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I drink so much coffee, people feel jittery when they see a picture of me.

I drink so much coffee, people feel jittery when they see a picture of me.

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☕️ "I consume so much coffee, my mere presence is like a caffeine overload! Sorry for the jitters, folks – blame it on the beans!" 😄 #CoffeeFiend #CaffeineCraze

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged addiction, caffeine, coffee, drink, humor, i, jittery, me, people, personality, picture on Jan 20, 2025 by slickboy.

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