I drink so much coffee, people feel jittery when they see a picture of me. Funny Quotes September 22, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI drink so much coffee, people feel jittery when they see a picture of me. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Oh, you drink black coffee? Tell your ulcer I said good morning. Winter. You get up, drink coffee and then it gets dark. I hate when people stare at me and don’t say anything. I mean, if you want an autograph or a picture just ask. Today is one of those days that even my coffee needs a coffee. If you did the weekend right, your coffee needs coffee today.