I got 99 problems and money could solve at least 69 of them. Funny Quotes September 22, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI got 99 problems and money could solve at least 69 of them. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 They say money doesn’t solve all problems, but it will surely solve all of mine. Dear Math, I don’t want to solve your problem, I have my own problems to solve. If the math problems are too difficult for me, I post them online and write: “Only 1 in 10 can solve this problem.” If you ever think you can solve a parenting problem by doing the opposite of what didn’t work last time, the universe will just be like “Lol, nice try, dummy!” Them: Money doesn’t bring happiness. Me: Pass the money over here, I like to be sad.
