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"Who knew money had such problem-solving skills?! 💸 Solving 69 problems like a boss, and leaving you with a cool 30 to deal with… Guess money can't buy you a solution to everything! 😉 #99ProblemsButCashAintOne"

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30 shares on Telegram this month:

I wonder if Mary and Joseph hated putting away the Christmas stuff as much as I do.

54 shares on Reddit this month:

He’s making a list, he’s checking it twice, he’s leaving the store, he still forgot milk.

57 shares on Facebook this month:

Being married means mostly shouting “What?” from other rooms.

53 shares on Pinterest this month:

The best thing about driving in the snow is staying home.

19 shares on Slack this month:

If I’m gonna jingle your bells, I’m definitely gonna jingle them all the way.

40 shares on Discord this month:

Women swear they be broke… Then, all of a sudden, here comes that Shein delivery.

17 shares on LinkedIn this month:

It’s okay to get rid of the boxes for the electronic things you’ve had for the past couple of years.

22 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Can anyone recommend some basic intrusive thoughts for someone looking to get into anxiety?

100 shares on X this month:

The inventor of archery: Man, I really wanna stab that guy over there.

53 shares on X this month:

Probably the most humiliating thing that can happen when you die is that you come back as a fitted-sheet ghost.

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I think it’s time I find myself a new inspiration, asking myself “what would Batman do?” gets me in too much trouble.

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Software engineers are the dumbest smart people I’ve ever met.

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Who needs a dominatrix when you can be beaten up by an automatically retracting vacuum cleaner cable?

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Tons of names in my phones are “Kenny Landlord,” “Mike Electric,” or “Pete Do Not Answer,” and I just realized this is how Anglo surnames have always worked.

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Some people get weird as they get older. Not me, though. I’ve always been weird.

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I can’t decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life or are living it to the fullest.

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Being depressed is so embarrassing. It’s like, look at me, guys. I have nothing positive to say, and I make everything miserable.

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Many people love saying, “Get these away from me,” after eating a few chips.

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Dating outside of your education bracket leads to misunderstandings and arguments.

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Explaining myself is too much work. Please just judge me.

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I’m not super into getting older but I do like how nobody asks me to help them move anymore.

Breaking via Slack:

Dear phone, if you didn’t light up so many times to tell me you had a low battery, you wouldn’t have died so quickly!

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Commenting “This could be us” on her pics with her boyfriend.

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Quickie so fast, it’s called secs.

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I can’t keep up anymore. Happy birthday to everyone for the rest of your life.

Going bananas on TikTok:

Garlic and bread is the only marriage I truly have faith in.

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Eatіng іn bed іs much better. Everythіng’s a napkіn.

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Spiders have the whole world to explore but still try to come up in my house.

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Back to the Future and chill?

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My tombstone will read “Hey there, I’m using WhatsApp!”.

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I got 99 problems and money could solve at least 69 of them.

I be telling people, “I respect your decision,” and I really don’t. The decision is always something stupid, and I just don’t want to engage any further.

If I had money, my life would be pretty much the same, but my dogs would destroy much nicer stuff.

I hate when people ask me what I meant by something. Listen, I have no idea. I’m as confused here as you are. We’re both learning what I’m about to say at the exact same time.

It seems a little unfair that the people who want to go to bed have to put the people to bed who don’t want to go to bed.

I bet the kids in Mrs. Doubtfire were surprised when found out their nanny was famous actor Robin Williams the whole time.

Notice how ghosts never wear fitted sheets?

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I got 99 problems and money could solve at least 69 of them.

Keep the laugh going 😂

I be telling people, “I respect your decision,” and I really don’t. The decision is always something stupid, and I just don’t want to engage any further.

If I had money, my life would be pretty much the same, but my dogs would destroy much nicer stuff.

I hate when people ask me what I meant by something. Listen, I have no idea. I’m as confused here as you are. We’re both learning what I’m about to say at the exact same time.

It seems a little unfair that the people who want to go to bed have to put the people to bed who don’t want to go to bed.

I bet the kids in Mrs. Doubtfire were surprised when found out their nanny was famous actor Robin Williams the whole time.

Notice how ghosts never wear fitted sheets?

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