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Some people are like sunglasses: your day just becomes so much brighter when you accidentally drop them off the side of the boat.

I’m at the age where I consider any picture of me taken in the last ten years “current.”

How many times does one have to open the fridge door before cake appears inside?

Single in the womb, single till the tomb!

I’m just saying, no dog has ever ghosted me.

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Marriage is scary, what if he doesn’t want our house to look like my Pinterest board.

If I worked for UPS, there would be a 100% chance I’m falling out that open door when I turn a corner too fast.

Babies will literally step on your face just to grab what they want.

I’m just trying to have a nice time despite knowing facts and information.

The older I get, the more I love my morning coffee and no one speaking to me.

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I have three full closets of nothing to wear.

Sorry, can’t go out tonight. My bed told me it needs me, and I can’t let it down.

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When science finally locates the center of the universe, some people will be surprised to learn they’re not it.

Welcome to middle age. Everything you encounter is either blurry or too loud now.

When physical labor became optional, we invented the gym. We’ll need the same thing for the mind.

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