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"Who knew money had such problem-solving skills?! 💸 Solving 69 problems like a boss, and leaving you with a cool 30 to deal with… Guess money can't buy you a solution to everything! 😉 #99ProblemsButCashAintOne"

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I don’t do “casual.” I’m like an 18th-century vampire. When I fall in love, my devotion is boundless and eternal.

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Anytime someone comments on my weight, I try to ignore them and keep my chins up.

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5 months ago

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It’s almost time to put away my black summer clothes and bring out my black fall clothes.

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5 months ago

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I will restart the entire song if you talk over my favorite part.

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Yeah, I have a drinking problem. It’s called dehydration.

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2 months ago

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Some people identify as funnier than they actually are.

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4 months ago

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All the things I like to do are either immoral, illegal, or fattening.

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For Christmas, I’d like to figure it all out.

86 shares on YouTube this month:

Can someone please just give me a participation trophy for making it through today, please?

48 shares on Discord this month:

My boss said he likes how I remain so calm under pressure. Can’t tell him it’s because I don’t give a shit.

85 shares on Reddit this month:

I remember when “disinformation” used to be called “lies.”

43 shares on YouTube this month:

“Left alone” would have been the right answer as a child to the question of what I wanted to be when I grew up.

12 shares on Instagram this month:

My kids are smart but sometimes they say dumb stuff like, “Mom, why do you always buy Snickers when you’re the only one who likes them?”

63 shares on Discord this month:

Who else writes “etc.” knowing damn well you don’t have more examples?

87 shares on Snapchat this month:

One day you’re hip and cool, and then out of nowhere you say things like hip and cool.

81 shares on Facebook this month:

I no longer need an alarm clock because I’m over 40 and have a bladder.

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Maybe Baby wants to be put in the corner.

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I successfully avoided the red-eye flight and got the much milder pink eye flight.

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Took a break from Twitter for my mental health, so I’d figure I’d come back to ruin it again.

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To avoid burnout at work, use the 30-30 rule: after 30 minutes of work, quit your job and disappear into the mountains for 30 years.

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Is it just me, or were we promised a totally different frog-to-prince ratio?

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I have no prime. I will evolve till I die.

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Offering someone food, and secretly hoping, they don’t want it.

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Back in my day, if you were 14 on the internet, you kept that to yourself.

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I have the patience of a nearly ripe avocado.

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“I’m currently not accepting new items on my to-do list.”

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The human brain is great. It works from the second you are born and stops as soon as you start liking someone.

Live now on Snapchat:

Welcome to your 50’s, you’ll look for your phone while scrolling on your phone.

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People will be like “there is no right or wrong way to do it” until you do it the wrong way.

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Texting my boss from the job I got laid off from 5 months ago and telling him I have diarrhea.

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The Epstein client list but to the tune of Mambo number 5.

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They say time is the solution to every problem. I’ve been waiting for five hours already and the room is still messy.

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Might mess around and reply to all work emails with “make me”.

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All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.

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I like my Jims slim and my chances fat.

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Today’s the day I’m gonna’ make the onions cry.

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I got 99 problems and money could solve at least 69 of them.

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I don’t do “casual.” I’m like an 18th-century vampire. When I fall in love, my devotion is boundless and eternal.

Anytime someone comments on my weight, I try to ignore them and keep my chins up.

It’s almost time to put away my black summer clothes and bring out my black fall clothes.

I will restart the entire song if you talk over my favorite part.

Yeah, I have a drinking problem. It’s called dehydration.

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