I got 99 problems and money could solve at least 69 of them. Posted on4 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Who knew money had such problem-solving skills?! πΈ Solving 69 problems like a boss, and leaving you with a cool 30 to deal with… Guess money can't buy you a solution to everything! π #99ProblemsButCashAintOne" Related Funny Posts π€ They say money doesn’t solve all problems, but it will surely solve all of mine. I’ll be honest. I can’t solve your problems. What I can do is create new, bigger problems that will make your current problems seem quaint by comparison. Dear Math, I don’t want to solve your problem, I have my own problems to solve. If the math problems are too difficult for me, I post them online and write: “Only 1 in 10 can solve this problem.” It is only when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you realize there is always a way to solve problems without using violence.