Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Don’t blame the holidays, you were already overweight in August.
  • Still don’t understand how girls with no jobs be holding iPhones.
  • I’m pretty sure by now that we’re some kind of satire channel on some other planet.
  • All the fruit flies are well-behaved near the garbage, only one is constantly nagging somewhere else because it thinks it has to discover new lands.
  • I shouldn’t have to go to work if it’s rainy. I should get to stare out the window all day like a cat.
  • If these walls could talk, they would definitely say “Wow, this guy really does add cheese to everything after all!”