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"Who knew money had such problem-solving skills?! 💸 Solving 69 problems like a boss, and leaving you with a cool 30 to deal with… Guess money can't buy you a solution to everything! 😉 #99ProblemsButCashAintOne"

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You haven’t experienced proper anger until you have a sister.

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I have tasted academic validation. I have tasted romantic love. I recommend getting a hobby.

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My favorite 90s skill: Uninstalling my car stereo and hiding it in my glove box in under 15 seconds.

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I love my bodyguard. I would take a bullet for him.

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Lately, when I meet new people, I ask them what their hobbies are instead of what they do for work, and let me tell you, the conversations have been absolutely top tier!

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“New password cannot be your old password” makes me so mad.

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I like it when someone feeds me their food without me asking. I feel like a part of my inner child heals.

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Twitter account so good even HR wants to see it.

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The thing about Pink Floyd is they take a little while to start singing.

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Money is always a motive for murder. Stay broke.

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People tell introverts to talk more and get out of their comfort zone, but no one tells extroverts to shut up to make the zone comfortable.

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Welcome to middle age. Everything you encounter is either blurry or too loud now.

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If she wants the moon, you get her the moon.

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When people tell me “you’re going to regret that in the morning”, I sleep until noon because I am a problem solver.

98 shares on YouTube this month:

I’m not asking for a lot, I just want someone down to earth that’s gonna touch me all over like my shower curtain does.

82 shares on Twitch this month:

That annoying moment when you’re texting someone and autocorrect decides to join the conversation.

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Elevators frighten me. I take steps to avoid them.

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Apparently “ew no” is not an acceptable way to tell my boss I don’t want more responsibility at work.

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The first thing you need to know about social media is that everyone’s on vacation, except for you.

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The breathing exercises from the birth preparation course are only needed once the child has reached puberty.

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Nothing gets my heart pumping like receiving an annoying newsletter.

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No amount of daylight can save us.

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Hey! Sorry I missed your text, I am processing a non-stop 24/7 onslaught of information with a brain designed to eat berries in a cave.

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Okay, I’ve proved I’m not a robot, now you prove you’re not a human.

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The nice thing about egotists is that they don’t talk about other people.

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Instead of hairstyles and make-up, there should be YouTube tutorials on polite behavior.

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Some people are like clouds. When they go away it’s much better.

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If you can’t wow them with wisdom, baffle them with bullshit.

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There is nothing an orgasm can’t fix, I have researched it extensively.

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I am brilliantly social for one and a half hours, and then I need to recover in my bedroom cave for two days.

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December. A desperate celebration of an end.

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Ah coffee. The sweet balm by which we shall accomplish today’s tasks.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

These weekends are starting to feel as long as a lunch break.

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Hey cell phone companies who play smooth jazz hold music hoping I’ll lose interest and give up: yeah, it’s kinda working.

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Sweet, but twisted. Does that make me a candy cane?

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We often come across people in life who make us think: “Oh look, evolution takes a break too!”

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I got 99 problems and money could solve at least 69 of them.

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You haven’t experienced proper anger until you have a sister.

I have tasted academic validation. I have tasted romantic love. I recommend getting a hobby.

My favorite 90s skill: Uninstalling my car stereo and hiding it in my glove box in under 15 seconds.

I love my bodyguard. I would take a bullet for him.

Lately, when I meet new people, I ask them what their hobbies are instead of what they do for work, and let me tell you, the conversations have been absolutely top tier!

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