Trendy Funny Quotes

  • The fake cough I use when calling in sick is now available on iTunes.
  • Skinny people are easier to get blown around by storms. These donuts are for my safety.
  • I have a question and my question is, how can I look so cute in the mirror but like such a baked potato in pictures?
  • Sorry, the deadline for complaints was yesterday.
  • Some people get a bit strange as they get older. Not me. I’ve always been like that!
  • What if you went to ET’s planet and all of the other ET’s were wearing clothes?