I had the most impatient and rudest cashier. I’m never using self-checkout again. Posted onSep 22, 2023Sep 21, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI had the most impatient and rudest cashier. I’m never using self-checkout again. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Everyone has their talents. Mine is picking the checkout line filled with people who apparently have never gone through a checkout line before in their life. Doing an hour of self-care after 23 hours of self-destruction. Not to brag but this cashier is checking me out. In my experience, bowling and pancakes have the same energy. High hopes at the beginning, lowered self-esteem at the end. I took some free community martial arts lessons for self-defense, but I’m starting to think Tai Chi is too slow for most muggers.