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I don’t get how alcohol turns y’all evil. I just start giggling and get slutty.

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Back in the day, you used to have to listen to records backwards to discover conspiracy theories.

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When I die, throw me on Mount Everest so it looks like I was trying to do something.

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Some people can start a task and then just finish it instead of trying to do a hundred things at once, like a squirrel on crack.

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The real flex is how many wounds you can turn into wisdom.

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I love when my husband says, “correct me if I’m wrong,” like I would pass up that opportunity.

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Enjoy it now because you’re only going to get older and fatter.

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I miss when bills had nothing to do with me.

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Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you, but not in the one ahead.

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I come from a family of failed magicians. I have two half sisters.