Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Not much is worse than that feeling of going back to work after a lunch, or a vacation, or just going to work in general.
  • I don’t need Halloween. I have strange characters around me all year round.
  • The toughest part of a diet isn’t watching what you eat. It’s watching what other people eat.
  • Just a reminder that you’re not allowed to hit your coworkers. Even if they’re stupid. I asked. Twice.
  • Hike in groups. Bears like to have options.
  • I’m nervous that my diet pill will stick in my throat, so I usually eat a few cookies after to help push it down.