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Looks like someone needs an upgrade to digital memory! 📷💭 Who knew running out of film would be the downfall of a photographic memory? Time to switch to the cloud storage, perhaps? ☁️😄

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Women only want one thing and it is to walk down a dimly-lit cobblestone street with the devil.

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Automatic doors that don’t open fast enough make me look dumb.

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Whenever you are feeling down, remember you’re the sperm that won.

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I try not to laugh at my own jokes, but we all know I’m hilarious.

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“This was on sale!” is why I’m always broke.

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Achieving AGI by reducing the intelligence of the average human rather than increasing the intelligence of AI.

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In honor of Charles Dickens, I will also be poor this Christmas.

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Always be kind. You never know who might own a jacuzzi.

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According to the smoke alarm, the food is ready.

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It’s crazy that we’re closer to the year 3000 then I am to finding love.

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Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.

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If she replies to your sarcasm with more sarcasm, that’s a whole life.

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The most romantic minds of our time are being subjected to situationships.

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I am so tired ever my tiredness is tired.

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If you don’t believe aliens walk amongst us, who else could write such unnatural dialogue in pharmaceutical commercials?

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Wish I could step out of my body and take my own damn pictures.

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Gentle parenting is making sure your kids can’t hear what you say when you’re peeling a mango.

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You ask for a Swedish massage and then get mad when I roll meatballs on your back.

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My parents didn’t raise me to order something expensive when someone else is paying.

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I already know how it will end. One of my children will unplug my life support to charge their phone.

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Just bought a new umbrella for the person that finds it tomorrow.

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Probably the most depressed I’ve ever been in my life, except for a bunch of other times.

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“Normalize this, normalize that.” How about y’all feel shame for once?

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Parenthood is so crazy. We’re really out here getting bullied by the people we made.

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The only appointment I’m ever on time for is disappointment.

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It takes a lot of balls to golf the way I do.

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Whoever named them fitting rooms has a lot of nerve.

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If there’s one thing we can trust, it’s billionaires.

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No rizz, just pretty eyes and many unsettling things to say.

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You spend so long trying to think of a name for your cat only to end up calling them “for god’s sake” and “please stop”.

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I have a photographic memory, but I’ve run out of film.

Got a new high score on my bathroom scale.

All I care about is being financially stable and getting sexier.

Hey, I came over because the grass seemed really green here, but now that I’m looking back that grass actually looks crazy green, so I’m gonna go.

Scrolling should count as cardio.

Kids today have it much easier. When I was growing up and something bad happened, we had to go outside and spread our misinformation in person.

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I have a photographic memory, but I’ve run out of film.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Got a new high score on my bathroom scale.

Sleeping nakey nakey nakey just in case Santa wants a different type of cookie tonight.

All I care about is being financially stable and getting sexier.

Hey, I came over because the grass seemed really green here, but now that I’m looking back that grass actually looks crazy green, so I’m gonna go.

Scrolling should count as cardio.

Kids today have it much easier. When I was growing up and something bad happened, we had to go outside and spread our misinformation in person.

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