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It amazes me how much exercise and extra fries sound alike.

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I don’t miss calls, I stare at them.

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No haunted houses for me this year. If I wanna be frightened, I’ll just look at my 401k.

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I am a friend to all cats. Yes, even the mean ones. They have their reasons.

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Everyone hates on Gollum but he had the right idea: become a hermit, collect jewels, swim naked in lakes and pools, occasionally hiss at people who try to make you go places.

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Lady on the streets, Cheeto crumbs in my sheets.

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I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done.

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Not to brag or anything, but I can forget what I’m doing while I’m doing it.

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I’ve touched enough cacti to know they are sharp, but also not enough to stop touching cacti.