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Imagine hating me and I’m just over here trying to remember how to spell “definitely”.

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I always figure it out on my own, I just need to panic first.

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Why did they call it an Amazon wishlist and not an ‘Oughttobuyography’.

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How my weekend was? Light, dark, light, dark, Monday.

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To all the people with grammatical issues, don’t worry, I also have problems with badly timed periods.

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Females be naked so much online, I be like, damn, I bet she look good in a sweater.

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Donuts have holes in them, just like acoustic guitars, but that’s pretty much where the similarities end.

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She’s got style, she’s got grace, she crams french fries in her face.

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Maybe in another life, I’m a spoiled nepo baby — jobless and doing nothing but shopping all day with my equally nepotised friends.

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I’m so grateful when people tell me to drive safe, cause then I remember not to drive off that cliff.

74 shares on Reddit this month:

If I eat a magnet, will I become more attractive?

42 shares on Slack this month:

Even at my most evil, I’m considerate.

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When you have bad handwriting, notes to yourself are just fun little riddles you get to solve later.

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To save money in this economy, I’ve tried eating out and I’ve tried cooking at home. The answer is starvation.

43 shares on Threads this month:

“Are you ok?” Of course not. Next question!

42 shares on Twitch this month:

What if you went to ET’s planet and all of the other ET’s were wearing clothes?

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Maybe the problem is that I’m cooler than any man I’ve ever met.

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Smart people are like huskies. If you don’t give them an interesting problem, they become an interesting problem.

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So I got a call from a telemarketer, and he said he couldn’t understand me. I told him, “Press 1 for English.”

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Your honor, my client would like to play on his phone for a little bit

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I’m blunt because the universe rolled me that way.

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One person’s logic is another one’s “what the heck?”

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Imagine a refund on all the money you spent on alcohol.

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My superpower? I can look you dead in the face while you’re talking and not hear a damn word you said.

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FaceTiming me is for platinum members only.

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Keep your temper. Nobody else wants it.

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“This would be better if there was cake” really does ring true in any situation.

Going bananas on Instagram:

Girls will be like “it’s fine” then start drawing a pentagram in blood on their floorboards.

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Please don’t dm me with the intention of dating me. You deserve less.

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I still get so surprised every time someone I find attractive finds me attractive. Like, are you sure?

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I do block people right away; you’re not going to stress me out on my own phone, with my own internet, and in my own house.

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Getting into male-dominated fields like falling asleep on the couch.

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Another Netflix price increase? Guess we’re only chilling now.

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I live in my own little world. But it’s ok, they know me here.

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Starting my period on election day because I’m a true patriot who bleeds for this country.

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Dear resealable chocolate bag, your confidence in my self-control was truly inspiring. And you were delicious.

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I have a photographic memory, but I’ve run out of film.

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How my weekend was? Light, dark, light, dark, Monday.

To all the people with grammatical issues, don’t worry, I also have problems with badly timed periods.

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