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"Imagine the Instagram captions during the zombie apocalypse: 'Just snacking on Bob's brain, brain-utiful flavor! 💀🧠 #ApocalypseEats' 😂 Let's hope those zombies have a good eye for filters amidst all the chaos! 📸🧟"

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31 shares on X this month:

You don’t need to be a good listener as long as you’re a good nodder.

84 shares on Messenger this month:

Euthanizing my Tamagotchi.

34 shares on Instagram this month:

Bought an eggplant, imma grow my own eggs.

56 shares on Instagram this month:

Never underestimate the healing power of a grilled cheese sandwich.

39 shares on X this month:

To save money in this economy, I’ve tried eating out and I’ve tried cooking at home. The answer is starvation.

11 shares on Reddit this month:

My mood is currently on “shuffle”.

24 shares on Twitch this month:

It’s so unfair that saying “xd” is still socially acceptable, but only if you’re speaking Spanish.

32 shares on TikTok this month:

Before the internet, people thought that there was only one idiot per town. We were so wrong.

41 shares on Messenger this month:

It seems that after checking my bank account, I need to turn to a life of crime.

50 shares on Snapchat this month:

I’ve got 99 problems. I know this because I wake up in the middle of the night to review each and every one of them in great detail.

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Someone from 🇮🇶 has copied:

The key to happiness: 1/ order a pizza. 2/ eat that pizza. 3/ repeat!

Someone from 🇦🇹 has viewed:

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I hate the sounds you make when you chew.

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Not now, I’m befriending a crow and teaching it how to deliver handwritten love notes.

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I’m so old that when I take a walk down memory lane, I get lost.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has viewed:

I got a bumper sticker that says, “Honk if you think I’m pretty.” Sometimes I just sit at green lights until I feel better about myself.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has bookmarked:

Me: Do you have the movie I want to watch? Netflix: No, but we have hundreds of movies that you don’t want to watch!

Someone from 🇺🇿 has viewed:

They should invent a second airport for people who have been in public before.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has downloaded:

Are you spaghetti because I want you to meat my balls?

Someone from 🇿🇼 has downloaded:

Third wheeling with two girls who are best friends is so much worse than third wheeling a couple.

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I’m actually really peace-loving, but then there are other people.

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Freshly posted on Threads:

The older I get, the more I lose my looks. But I’m also losing my eyesight, so it’s not my problem.

Trending via Snapchat:

Sometimes I’m grateful that thoughts don’t appear as bubbles over our heads.

Going bananas on Messenger:

The urge to pee in the morning is so aggressive. Bro, like, chill we’re getting there. Don’t threaten to come out.

Breaking via YouTube:

Sunglasses: allowing you to stare at people without getting caught. It’s like Facebook in real life.

Broadcasted on Threads:

Kinda in the mood to let my feelings impair my judgement.

Just landed via Telegram:

I prayed and accidentally mixed up God and Lord and said Gord. So embarrassing.

Going viral on Reddit:

People who shower at night are bold enough to assume tomorrow’s even happening.

Broadcasted on Slack:

Get married and have kids so that you can Google things like “How to teach your kid to not bite”.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

Stupidity begins where irony is no longer understood.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

“You never reply to messages.” I am just one person, okay? I am understaffed.

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I hope Instagram is still active during the apocalypse, so the zombies can post pics of whose brains they’re currently eating.

I wouldn’t trust a single one of you with a flying car.

If I worked for UPS, there would be a 100% chance I’m falling out that open door when I turn a corner too fast.

The way turkeys feel about November is probably how treadmills feel about January.

The worst part about getting sucked up by the tornado you’re filming is to die knowing your wife was right. You are an idiot.

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I hope Instagram is still active during the apocalypse, so the zombies can post pics of whose brains they’re currently eating.

Keep the laugh going 😂

I wouldn’t trust a single one of you with a flying car.

Twitter is evidence that insane people can be extremely entertaining from a safe distance.

I need to stop saying “Oppa Gagnam Style!” to fill in awkward pauses in conversation.

If I worked for UPS, there would be a 100% chance I’m falling out that open door when I turn a corner too fast.

The way turkeys feel about November is probably how treadmills feel about January.

The worst part about getting sucked up by the tornado you’re filming is to die knowing your wife was right. You are an idiot.

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