Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Adulting means growing hair in places you’re not supposed to and losing hair in places you don’t want to.
  • Are you spaghetti because I want you to meat my balls?
  • No matter how old you are, when the kitchen roll is empty, you have a telescope.
  • My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.
  • Most people in your life will come and go but occasionally you’ll meet someone really special who makes you contemplate murder.
  • If you listen closely, you can hear me not caring.